Onoff

Move to New Zealand or South Africa if you want a rewireable smart plug.

But only one storey and no indoor pool like yours!

Just 3D print some black caps?

......come to visit! ?

I'm with you there. Often steal the kids Kandoos...

I think @ToughButterCup has a Geberit one?

That'd be like a square peg in a round hole.

That shed's massive, got to be at least half the size of @Big Jimbo's!

Don't have kids for a start, the messy little feckers manage to spray water a good 3m here.

A picture says a thousand words etc.

Oh Zoot wherefore art thou? ?

A few people on here have used this sort of cheap thermometer with a probe for testing/diagnosis (picked at random): https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thlevel-Thermometer-Temperature-External-Refrigerator/dp/B07TY6HRL4/ref=asc_df_B07TY6HRL4/?

Sorry, I took it as 2.6mm.

What does 2.6mm insulation board do then? I suspect it doesn't insulate.

Is English your first language out of interest? The OP WANTS airtightness.

I have a feeling that if not properly mixed the water in the mix either runs out the nozzle or maybe sits atop the mix if the gun is pointing down. Either way you end up pushing too stiff a mix and it's impossible! When they work they great.

I put tiles direct onto plywood with CT1 Grab n Bond. Also stuck some onto moisture resistant plasterboard with CT1, Sticks Like Sh!t, The Dogs B@ll@cks etc. All stuck.

I like to think @pocster and I plumb the same depths. The images come up if you type "funny door knockers" in Google. They're on Etsy, Pinterest etc.

Surely not? All the mods here have a great sense of humour and none are prudish.

I thought you were more familiar with back doors?

I imagine @pocster would like to get his hands on one of these:

I'd be well happy if I can get this mix through a mortar gun: - 3 soft - 1 sharp (figured it'd add strength and maybe some interest with the fines in it) - 1 opc - 1 lime (for plasticity/self healing)

Pretty sure my mortar gun instructions say not to get sharp sand anywhere near it.

PMSL! On the bus at the mo.

Turn the pump up to 11? ?