My Nightmare Heating System

[Nickfromwales]

7 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

Yes all the time. Used to do it every time I used it when it got the water to a fairly decent temperature. I used to have to reset it every time I used it. When the boiler engineer came out he said he had 'changed the settings' so it would no longer trip but since he came out the boiler has worked ok so I haven't used it since. Used it every day for about 8 weeks at one point! 

 

Ignore this - thought you were asking me - not cuppa boy 

Its all good   The inks free. 

[SteamyTea]

I am off for a cold shower.

[Nickfromwales]

Just now, SteamyTea said:

I am off for a cold shower.

Thanks for sharing

[SteamyTea]

[Hecateh]

27 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

 

(She is really a redhead but has the decency to dye it blonde).

 

19 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

Redhead? The forensics suggest the collar and cuffs don't match...

 

10 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

You beat me to it!  @SteamyTea I hope she wiped it before handing it over!  Tell her the Silk Epil has better reviews 

 

And what's wrong with red hair? 

Certainly an advantage to me as I have never needed one of these

[newhome]

1 hour ago, Onoff said:

 

And I'm thought weird for taking my missus to Dungeness nuclear plant on honeymoon!

 

There's one up the road from me; Torness. I go there to walk the dogs but haven't noticed them glowing in the dark yet . 

 

 

[newhome]

4 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

I am off for a cold shower.

 

Aw, is your heating broken too? 

[Nickfromwales]

2 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

Aw, is your heating broken too? 

No, he's just tight

[Construction Channel]

19 minutes ago, newhome said:

Tell her the Silk Epil has better reviews 

 

are they anything like the Veet for men reviews?...... Hilarious  

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

 

P.s while you are there try looking up the sugar-free gummy bear reviews, similarly hilarious 

[newhome]

5 minutes ago, Hecateh said:

Certainly an advantage to me as I have never needed one of these

 

Depends where you are using it 

[Onoff]

40 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Been checked out, I am safe to work with children and vulnerable adults.

I do pretend that the courts have said that no ones children are allowed within 500 meters of me, but usually gets misunderstood.  Then I get my lights punched out.

I will probably stop posting when the new terms and conditions come out.

 

Lined the cupboard walls with 100mm of PU sheet, then filled in the gaps around the around the cylinder with mineral wool.

Leaving an airgap at the bottom for the cable (cause I am a good boy).

 

The immersion on my cylinder has never been connected to my knowledge. Certainly wasn't when we bought the place and I've never bothered.

 

I was thinking maybe get something cylindrical like an old water butt or lidded compost bin that fits round the cylinder leaving a 4" gap all around. Split it into two halves vertically and make removable joins. Slip some nice, thick wall pipe insulation over the pipes coming off the cylinder. Then go mad with the expanding foam. If I spray the "former" with mould release it should come off.

[Nickfromwales]

29 minutes ago, Construction Channel said:

 

are they anything like the Veet for men reviews?...... Hilarious  

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

I swear I haven't laughed so much in ages. My kids came and asked why I was crying 

PMSL x34

[Construction Channel]

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

I swear I haven't laughed so much in ages. My kids came and asked why I was crying 

PMSL x34

 

I was the same when i first found out they were a thing, if you search for "amazon review of" either veet hair removal or sugar free gummy bears there are hundreds of very similar reviews, there must be others but those are the only products I Know of that fell into the "lets make a really long, hilarious and descriptive review of a product" category.

[Nickfromwales]

That just made my week mate. 

[SteamyTea]

42 minutes ago, newhome said:

Aw, is your heating broken too?

No, just my heart.

But I have fixed the hair wrencher

[Declan52]

Tears in my eyes from the gay snowman point on wards

[newhome]

Just now, SteamyTea said:

No, just my heart.

But I have fixed the hair wrencher

 

Lol, have you left some of your pubes in there for her as a souvenir? 

[newhome]

1 minute ago, Declan52 said:

Tears in my eyes from the gay snowman point on wards

 

Yep, same here! I have seen a similar review of the er bikini line, but this was better I think 

[Onoff]

11 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

My kids came and asked why I was crying 

PMSL x34

 

Yeah it does sting if you leave it on for too long doesn't it! 

[Onoff]

3 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

Lol, have you left some of your pubes in there for her as a souvenir? 

 

I never thought a laydee would take @NSS's crown! I have a mental picture of that lass in the gents in the Full Monty! 

[SteamyTea]

Can we add TT = Turd Tube to the abbreviation list. I will smile every time I see an Audi now, or the IoM.

[SteamyTea]

6 minutes ago, Onoff said:

Yeah it does sting if you leave it on for too long doesn't it! 

I shall have to try it, run out of hot chillies to eat now.

So where is this Gummy Bear one.

[newhome]

1 minute ago, SteamyTea said:

I shall have to try it, run out of hot chillies to eat now.

So where is this Gummy Bear one.

 

http://slightlyviral.com/beware-sugarless-gummy-bears-on-amazon-com/

 

 

[Nickfromwales]

We'll just tear the last few pages out of this thread when were all done. 

Still giggling to myself. Quality. 

@newhome = new dark horse.

[Construction Channel]

4 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

I shall have to try it, run out of hot chillies to eat now.

So where is this Gummy Bear one.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY