Onoff

There's a process; fag packet sketch, CAD, scale model, real deal: Unfortunately my tiling's better on the model...

I reckon render will blow. Maybe a dpm, battens with st/st Fisher fixings then...feather edge, shiplap etc? I wonder if going cheap you could stick something like a green mineral felt to the walls as is...lorry siding tarp...lino...

It's got an ensuite, walk in wardrobe and a room for SWMBO's shoes. Tbf we haven't seen upstairs yet.

With your straight edge against the wall you see the bow, inward right? What you want ideally is a flat wall. A proper tile could lay a whole bunch of tiles and gently press them all in level, even with a bowed wall. The longer your straight edge btw the better. So imo if you marked roughly where your tiles are going, then held a straight edge up, you slip in the nearest thickness pack behind the level. Gives you a pseudo flat wall.

Right, you have in effect a hollow there, a depression in the wall. You spread your wall with the same depth of adhesive say 6mm notched. The risk is you push some of the tiles into the depression. Some cleverly placed packs would stop you pushing the tile in too far. They would come up against the pack.

FFS NORMAL SHEDS ONLY HAVE ONE DOOR! ? EDIT: IF THEY'VE GOT A DOOR AT ALL.

You could marker pen the walls pre tiling with the approx tile positions then stick packs (say 4 per tile) on to take up some of the "gap" and to save you pushing the tiles in too far.

When you're busting for a sh!t, poor tiling...well you just don't notice it!

Bloody posh shed owners. THIS is a bitsa shed / door!

When we decided to gut the bathroom SWMBO decided she wanted the door in another wall. As luck would have it I uncovered a blocked up doorway near enough where she wanted it...or so I thought she said. Turns out I was wrong and had to move it by about a foot. But with the new opening I discovered the the bathroom concrete floor was about 60mm higher than the rest of the house. I'd never really picked up on before. The walls are a foot thick and there was just a bit of a slope at the doorway. It was finding this that prompted me to dig the floor up completely.

Bit late to start thinking like that.

Buy a box of assorted plastic packers and stick those here and there? https://www.screwfix.com/p/broadfix-assorted-levelling-kit-one-size-200-pcs/7565F?

Interesting. I wonder how long they last?

That's very nice. Which house is yours? ?

& his mate from The Tufty Club.

As I don't want to be drinking softened water (I'm one red label away from high BP problems again), I'd want a separate, cold mains feed for all the sinks and basins. Can't quite get my head round the plumbing. Mains comes in one side of the (big) house where the 3 WCs, bathroom and ensuite is. A 15mm cold feed then goes up and through the dormer ceiling to the kitchen the other side of the house. HW Cylinder is above the kitchen ceiling, CWS and header tanks are above that. Boiler next to the kitchen. Hot to the sinks and baths then go back across the top of the dormer/ round the outside to the other side of the house again. To run new pipes (and copper is a must here) it's either floors up of ceilings down...or HOUSE down! ? Guess I need to separate the mains somewhere... One for another day (year). Siting the water filter where the mains comes in in the bathroom cupboard isn't favoured by SWMBO. Then where to take the drain to etc.

I was waiting for that! ?

One of the (many) problems I had was one I guess you'd call accumulative error. Get one tile wrong, at a slight rake, and before you know where you are the adhesive had dried and you have to live with it. My worst was on the dwarf wall/recess over the bath in the corner. Viewed as is, today: Then with the laser on it: In reality you live with it and don't notice it.....until some git on a forum forces you to open old wounds! ? I kick myself everyday as I spent ages aligning the studs and packing everything straight and level to screw it up with the tiling! Most people tbh walk in and are impressed. All except my pita best mate who admittedly did offer to help with the tiling. At the end of the day you're DIYing it, you're not a tiler so will have some faux pas moments. (The ducks btw are SWMBOs little dig in that she had bought a load of bath toys for the kids when they were younger expecting the bath to go straight in when we bought it in 2010. As the bathroom took so long I think its a case she was still damn well going to get her money's worth ? ).

I wouldn't want to upset a mate with that much money either! ?

I've heard of the "cupful of white vinegar trick". Got a feeling we might have tried it but it was when the DW had serious blockage issues. When I have had to strip the dishwasher down I used vinegar & bicarb to flush through the bubble matrix. The main issues were that and the grey pipe at the bottom which was full of gunge. I wonder how many DWs get binned because of this. Tbh that's how SWMBO cleans the kettle of limescale here (white vinegar).

Dishwasher is too old to have such a light. It's like Trigger's Broom. I sort/fix the DW. We pay to have the WM under a service contract 'cos it's always going wrong and basically crap. Sealed drum etc.

201 - 275 ppm here. ?

Can't move in mine. I missed this back in May. So, is she fit? Scale of 1 to 10.

We always used to use Oust to clean the Hotpoint washing machine and Bosch dishwasher. When the Hotpoint engineer came out once he slated Oust and recommended Wpro, universal limescale and grease remover. Of course he would recommend a Whirlpool product! ? Any other recommendations?