Pocster

Not coming today. Monday 9am now . Suspense !!!

His arrival is imminent; a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do !!

Remembered this vent had ‘issues’ so quickly stuck a sponge in it and taped over it in a hurry !!

Erm - who said my vents are set to the correct flow rate . Erm , commissioning / balancing the mvhr - who said that was done 🤣. I’ll just close all the (expletive deleted)ing vents ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

See what he says . I suppose he could suggest just turning mvhr off and run the test and see .

Key slots ? Doors you mean ? . Oh ! It’s all finger print sensor no primitive shit 😊

Blocking the route to the outside apart from getting on the roof would mean disconnecting the internal mvhr pipes to the unit .

I did wonder on that . Water leaks in with heavy rain . It’s not a quick fix as the leak is outside the perimeter of the property . But it’s not a gaping hole either . Assume the impact on this with the air test will be minimal …..

Read conflicting things on mvhr . Turn it off obviously but close all vents or remove outlet pipes from mvhr ? . I won’t do anything to guy arrives - just wondering

2 will do . You can win this round 😊

Ain’t got no holes ( on the build ) . It it passes 1st time I’ll take it . What value should I be looking for though ?

Guys due at 3 today . Assume it doesn’t take long . Will post result so you can all bitch 😊

A pass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I do the snagging list - and it’s long , very long !

Electrics all passed - just air test tomorrow!

Whilst undoubtedly some of the councils ‘reasoning’ will be valid you need to understand the rules of “ knobbing the donkey “ Councils like this game . Objective being you give up and walk away . Play the game . Give them all the shit they want ( even if you’ve sent it before ) . Any supposed reasons for refusal ; no matter how completely (expletive deleted)ing pointless they are ; you respond with a valid answer . You will be knobbing the donkey frequently- get use to it 😉

Photo of me - I’m hot 👍

Struggled to find a gel box the right dimensions for what I needed . Didn’t fancy buying a suitable box and gel … So , tight fit but seems good

I’ve installed cedral . After yrs it looks exactly the same as the day I installed it . My only gripe apart from cost is you can scratch it easily ….

I originally was going the pile route but the cost was too high . None the less I had to have vibration alarms around the site whilst excavating. I’m surprised this wasnt a requirement in this situation.

Too late ! Agent called him; turned up - then I pay ! . This was ontop my 5k new boiler and flue job ….

An agent I have panicked and called out an official Worcester boiler engineer. He couldn’t fix the fault so just charged the call out fee of ….. £350 !!! Which is insane !

Googled it and shit the bed ! . I assumed there wasn’t much to essentially a ‘canopy’ but clearly there is . I *assume* most likely cheaper to get the scaffolder to do the tin hat rather than a separate company ?

(expletive deleted) me ! How much ! . Is that the price on top the scaffolding ???! . It’s only a canopy ! Terraced house rear stack and render (expletive deleted)ed . Roofer wants 2k including I assume a small Scaff and hop up . But as weathers shit need tin hat …. 🙁 - so additional cost - can’t be another 2k surely !!!!

I would never do such a thing in public !