Pocster

I am 200 miles from @Pocster, though I would worry about him hiding a camera somewhere. I’m watching you now … from 200 miles away . I’ve got some fantastic covert camera gear .

Agree . I hate all these “ estates “ . We are all lucky that by whatever means and sex favours we did ; it allowed us to build . The ‘choices ‘ are limited for new builds . It is largely one blueprint build , rinse and repeat on an estate . No time nor money for ‘nice’ builds . Though having said that a development near me has only 8 houses - looks ok . Cheapest is 1.2m - that might kick the 1st buyer out .

@NailBiter why are you confused ? Looking at it you don’t get “ eye cancer “ now . It’s a dashboard to report status ( almost zero functionality on purpose , so it’s SWMBO proof ) .

Just punted on a stp ; Amazon so can always return it . 😊 Will ( for now ) be projecting onto a white wall once projector arrives . Does a screen make a big difference ? . I mean , I can buy a motorised wall mount one from amazon for 150 quid or spend 2k ( which I ain’t ) . It’s just some taut (expletive deleted)ing fabric ain’t it ?? Bound to be video buffs on here . Googling is doing me nut in , round the loop I go ….

Nicefied it for you ladies

The powers that be don't like change. Set in their old ways. Any challenge to their ruling and authority is met with anger and blood thirsty backlash! I've only just realised that users can set 'polls' - I think we need a poll on whether I should be a mod. I know I can count on your vote.

All questions are silly , because they all have answers . All answers are silly because they all have questions . You obviously can tell how enlightened and righteous I am now …

I didn’t know users could do polls . I’ve got quite a few ideas …

Well ! It was a week . During that time I turned to celibacy , no alcohol , no interactions , no internet . I wandered the hills day and night looking for a meaning, a purpose . On the seventh day I had an affinity . A voice spoke to me … ” You do not need buildhub “ it bellowed. ”You can survive and prosper without it “ I let that realisation sink in . I wept at the thought of freedom from the confines of the forum . Time would be my slave . I could do what I wanted . I could prosper ! But then the voice spoke once more with the immortal words I shall never forget … ” But ! ; BuildHub needs you !!!! “ So ! My destiny is to haunt these feeble threads . Ambition is to of course become a full time moderator. It’s inevitable……

No you haven’t . You’ll know when you have gone “ too far “ because you’ll get one of these and a temporary ban .

Do these ‘finish’ sheds come with …

You selling yourself ?

“Sauna “ , “plunge pool “ , “bamboo “ …. yeah yeah . Might as well just say SEX DUNGEON!

You can come in my shed anyday

Yeah it does look like a shed …. But ! Inside …..

Zigbee would do that for wireless not WiFi . But as everything is poe then you would need maybe home assistant running on a device to achieve what you want . An old laptop or raspberry pi would do it . Home assistant has a steep learning curve though .

Yeah yeah 😉😉😉😉😉

Mistress bed 😉

Shite forum

Not sure what (expletive deleted) wit (expletive deleted) bastard mofo (expletive overload) language you are using in your video .

Yes ! Already I’ve had substantial interest from a few blind charities.

I am working VERY hard ; just not on the build . I found interest in that wanes after 11 yrs .

It’s not finished yet ! I can make it much worse

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder …