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I decided to dig up my old sap calculation …. on it we have a pellet burner - which of course we don’t have . No mention of mvhr ( I added that later I guess ) Max air permeability is 10 ; target 5 Our ‘figures’ are less than 5 So pass ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So it passed the air test...... What value you all ask? Well! Shows what a joke world we live in........ I can't say the value ; because he forgot the fan 🤣

SE app and their fiddling cause a stream of issues . Tesla app in 3 yrs hardly a blip . 😊

I’d like that . Also I’d like a symbol next to my profile icon stating “ winner of longest build “ . I’m very proud of that .

She still going ?

Don’t know . That 7 hours should have given you time to think about your life . Your purpose . Your worth . The futility of your existence. I reckon a job at the Samaritans would suit me .

Swmbo’s away so (expletive deleted) it ! Alan Wake 2 and wine - it is Friday after all !!

Not coming today. Monday 9am now . Suspense !!!

His arrival is imminent; a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do !!

Remembered this vent had ‘issues’ so quickly stuck a sponge in it and taped over it in a hurry !!

Erm - who said my vents are set to the correct flow rate . Erm , commissioning / balancing the mvhr - who said that was done 🤣. I’ll just close all the (expletive deleted)ing vents ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

See what he says . I suppose he could suggest just turning mvhr off and run the test and see .

Key slots ? Doors you mean ? . Oh ! It’s all finger print sensor no primitive shit 😊

Blocking the route to the outside apart from getting on the roof would mean disconnecting the internal mvhr pipes to the unit .

I did wonder on that . Water leaks in with heavy rain . It’s not a quick fix as the leak is outside the perimeter of the property . But it’s not a gaping hole either . Assume the impact on this with the air test will be minimal …..

Read conflicting things on mvhr . Turn it off obviously but close all vents or remove outlet pipes from mvhr ? . I won’t do anything to guy arrives - just wondering

2 will do . You can win this round 😊

Ain’t got no holes ( on the build ) . It it passes 1st time I’ll take it . What value should I be looking for though ?

Guys due at 3 today . Assume it doesn’t take long . Will post result so you can all bitch 😊

A pass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I do the snagging list - and it’s long , very long !

Electrics all passed - just air test tomorrow!

Whilst undoubtedly some of the councils ‘reasoning’ will be valid you need to understand the rules of “ knobbing the donkey “ Councils like this game . Objective being you give up and walk away . Play the game . Give them all the shit they want ( even if you’ve sent it before ) . Any supposed reasons for refusal ; no matter how completely (expletive deleted)ing pointless they are ; you respond with a valid answer . You will be knobbing the donkey frequently- get use to it 😉

Photo of me - I’m hot 👍

Struggled to find a gel box the right dimensions for what I needed . Didn’t fancy buying a suitable box and gel … So , tight fit but seems good