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Argh ! Grouting has shown up a cracked tile !! Ffs

Based on the title ; I suffer that occasionally

Ffs ! Sort the ufh in the bathroom . Poor SWMBO after her shower stood there shivering ( I’ll put the binoculars away now ) ?

Need to borrow a few litres ?

Have this to clean floor properly tomorrow. Today just get the worst off - gone over it carefully 3 times now

Testies of steel ! Grouted floor

All clean ! So the women on this board stop whining ?

My screed was put down over a year ago . So it’s dried out . But cracks have appeared at the weaker points I.e across doorways . I think it’s a bit of luck whether a tile cracks or not . But I’d rather have a decoupling mat , flexible adhesive, flexible grout . If it cracks then - just bad luck . I also have expansion strips which I will install in the doorways . I could do none of the above and never have a tile crack - but I’m not feeling that lucky !

Screed yes . No primer . But adhesive for decoupling Matt

I must dig up a photo of the piece we had commissioned

LOL!. Oh LORD! - why do you think it took me 5 applications and 5 years to get planning. To know your enemy is to know their weakness!. Not as simple as you think . LOTS of stuff not shown on the councils website . Winner , winner, chicken dinner! I'm in Stoke Bishop but not a posh twat - just a twat ...

Really?. Are you planning to do it soon (ish )? - would love too see it!

30 neighbours objected . As it's Stoke Bishop - I think if you are within a 1 mile radius you feel the 'need' i.e. prick; to object.

Directly next to. Who do you know?. PM we if they are a wanker and objected to my build. Apologies if you know them but they are still a wanker.

Actually why can't I have stained glass ceiling panels back lit to act as lighting?? . Too OTT?????

Actually ! ( Light bulb moment! ) is there a reasonable I can't put a stained glass window in the below ground ceiling ; just for effect??? ?

In our previous house ( next to the build ) I commissioned a stained glass window indoors ( between hallway and lounge ). Was a beautiful thing. When we were selling every potential buyer would comment on it ( exactly why I did it ). Would love one in the new build but not sure where it would go. So (expletive deleted) off before anyone says walk on glazing.

So it's been going VERY quickly then? ; that's what you are saying yes? ( it's all relative ! ? )

Shit ! You are my SWMBO !!!

I am sorry . My back aches so I stopped for today . On it tomorrow- you my (expletive deleted)ing SWMBO or something??

Dirty (expletive deleted)er

What you on about ! I wiped it down ! Must be the light ?

That was hard work ! My backs telling me to stop ( as is the thought of a glass of wine )

Why @Onoff can’t be tidy like me I don’t know !

Yes !