Pocster

It is a bit tardis ! Horrible to clean !

That wasn’t one of his above then ??

Thanks Uncle Nick . Technically my 2nd attempt . Things I much prefer are flat tiles I.e not bloody textured and this wedge levelling system . Out of interest I looked at recesses on Pinterest . Lots of high spec bathrooms there ! . Over 50% easily didn’t seem to bother about lining tiles up exact with recess . Some are truly awful . Spewy green only half the issue here .....

I only charge a quid an hour . Still cost you around 100 grand I reckon

SWMBO has been to the site a few times and never mentioned sad/ocd/ (expletive deleted) up minds before . So I just showed her the photo and pointed out the tiles were not aligned with recesses etc . She said “ Who cares , do people worry about that ? “ I responded “ yes “ She said “ Who ? “ I said “ On the self build forum “ Her final reply ” Are they sad individuals with ocd and nothing better to do ? “ No need for me to respond - toss pots ! ?

Gits

Don’t know who she is , won’t google . But she’ll do send her round . Just got to get Saskia out the bath ....

Professional’s like me scoff at such things . Truth be told I’d take a photo of the bathroom with a nice girlie in the bath . No one would even look at the tiling etc . Distraction is your friend

@Big Jimbo will save me ..... ( waits ) or @Gav_P ......

I set that one up for you !

Actually Mr. Knob it would be largely impossible to line two recesses up with the window and the wall with tile vertical grout lines . Also this is a false wall and much Mvhr and other goodies all behind there I.e pipes in the way to position a recess . Hope you all bleed to death tonight ?

Miserable , ungrateful (expletive deleted)s

Too many amateurs on this website I reckon

She’s gone now ?

The white bath arrived . Noticed a crack on it . Today it was collected . As he loads it on the van he says “ Bit small for you isn’t it ? “ ? . I’m a fat (expletive deleted) like everyone else now !

So much better than @Onoff ‘s efforts and even the Welsh mandolorian aka @Nickfromwales ???

As a LL since brexit tenants from EU dropped right off . Tenants from rest of the world gone right up . This is the biggest brexit ‘lie’ in my opinion . You want to lower immigration? So vote leave EU - and yet in reality you just ‘shift’ from eu migrant to ‘rest of world migrant ‘ . Complete and utter BS ! “ keep those bloody EU foreigners out “ - yeah ; swapped for everywhere else on Earth . A complete farce .

Did she ? . She done a few bathrooms ? ?

Is this hatch going to take longer to install than your bathroom ? ?

Houston we have a problem ! ?

Now I am happy !

Access ? Dirty (expletive deleted)er - no wonder you couldn’t speak !

Speak then ffs ?

Not being funny , and I can’t see it’s been mentioned but perhaps the rads need bleeding ???

Hope you have 24 hours notice to the tenants ?