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Got the new winch . Struggling too see how to lift it . Hook to large for holes . Straps to large for holes . They supplied some hooks ( assuming they are for lifting ) but don’t fancy my chances with them . Really need to lift it ‘ on its end ‘ rather than flat as it currently is … Is there some other ‘strap’ type thing that would suit this better ?

Apparently the entire front soffit , facia and guttering needs replacing - with scaffolding of course . Any idea of a ‘fair ‘ price for such a job ?

I would expect nothing less

You are correct of course . We are all meaningless, pointless and futile . Blokes that play with chu chu ‘s just a bit more . Do you want to drive your train into my tunnel ?

@Onoff getting one on !

Toy trains are for children or sad old men with meaningless lives .

This country is certainly no place for old men like you ancient (expletive deleted)ers . Embrace the new ( sometimes dis functional ) technology . The ‘threat ‘ of WW3 . Inflation , shortages , poverty . It is indeed a brave ( shit ) new world .

I imagine it’s very small

You can't because you are not me. Without the internet I wouldn't exist.

But some of us are products of the internet.

You have to be very careful with that rule

I did a colour blindness test . It said to fill in the form with a black pen . I failed before I had even written my name .

SWMBO should notice in under 2 minutes !!

Do it on the cheap and have all the hassle / scripting yourself ? Homeseer , z wave , nas etc etc All good fun ( when it works )

I do recommend these pre hung doors . Not cheap - but finish is great

After playing around I did pretty much get all my doors near perfect . It sounds a simplistic task but it took me a few hours on some doors just altering one component a fraction which might fix one issue but may cause another . Another pita was the magnetic catch . To get that just right so it’s doesn’t flick out to early but equally not to late . Hours of frustrated fun ?

I know everyone suggests the roof / gutter as an issue . Yet the wall looks very clean . Had exactly the same internal issues you have . Checked outside including the guttering - nothing obvious. Then one day whilst passing by it was p*ssing down - then I could see it . I’d certainly go outside when it’s hammering down just to check .

Cloud based recorder ; cheap ( ish ) cameras - sorted

? now look what you’ve done

Phooey ! Honk Kong phooey ! Number 1 super spy

Not only can I not give away ; Nick ‘tiny knob ‘ Knowles won’t even take it !!

Who deleted the number ! I just made it up ! @SteamyTea would of called then ! What a treat !

@Onoff ***********

But that would be boring!

My post had loads of porn, violence , self mutilation and verbal abuse in it. Shall I post it again then?