OH F**K!

[Nickfromwales]

Sorry @pocster, your poor window thread has been truly shat on by our nonsense. I would ban myself for a week but my law on self-preservation prevents me from doing any wrong. 

[newhome]

3 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

Whos? Peters? A fine collection for sure.  

 

Well you showered with him ....... 

 

 

[Nickfromwales]

I may need to start a new thread dedicated to how that did NOT happen, as I never put out on a first date. Ever. 

Second date....fill yer boots   

[newhome]

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

I may need to start a new thread dedicated to how that did NOT happen, as I never put out on a first date. Ever. 

Second date....fill yer boots   

 

You’re on a promise next time @PeterW 

 

 

[newhome]

Anyway, surely 4 nights in a row counts as more than 1st date? 

[PeterW]

1 minute ago, newhome said:

 

You’re on a promise next time @PeterW 

 

 

 Eeeuuwwww...!!!! 

 

The transit was bad enough for 3 hours ..!!!

[newhome]

1 minute ago, PeterW said:

 Eeeuuwwww...!!!! 

 

The transit was bad enough for 3 hours ..!!!

 

What were the pair of you up to in the transit for 3 hours?! 

[PeterW]

3 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

What were the pair of you up to in the transit for 3 hours?! 

 

Driving South from the land of the cock plumber ..!!  

[Nickfromwales]

20 minutes ago, PeterW said:

 Eeeuuwwww...!!!! 

 

The transit was bad enough for 3 hours ..!!!

Only cos you were driving like my nan. The whole point of a hire vehicle is to drive it like its stolen   

[Nickfromwales]

Thats enough now. 

Back to the heating thread for such nonsense please   

[newhome]

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

Thats enough now. 

Back to the heating thread for such nonsense please   

 

Er, the title of this one is OH F**K! Think we're in the right place! 

[Pocster]

Wtf !

[SteamyTea]

9 hours ago, Ferdinand said:

Marcos, who used to build car simulators out of GRP.

To be more correct, I used to make the Marcos GRP panels

Edited April 22, 2018 by SteamyTea

[newhome]

But is it @Ferdinand Marcos, husband of the shoe collector? And I don’t mean @PeterW 

 

 

 

 

 

[newhome]

And yes, sorry @pocster, but your window issues will be resolved, I can feel it in my bones 

 

 

[newhome]

9 hours ago, Nickfromwales said:

Only cos you were driving like my nan. The whole point of a hire vehicle is to drive it like its stolen   

 

That’s why you had a £1200 insurance excess 

 

 

[newhome]

1 hour ago, SteamyTea said:

To be more correct, I used to make the Marcos GRP panels

 

Nice car! 

 

 

[PeterW]

19 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

That’s why you had a £1200 insurance excess 

 

 

 

Which is what he kept saying ...!! And there are more speed cameras on that stretch than I’ve seen for years ...!!! 

[newhome]

10 minutes ago, PeterW said:

 

Which is what he kept saying ...!! And there are more speed cameras on that stretch than I’ve seen for years ...!!! 

 

None of them work tho!  I crapped myself for a month after doing the drive down to my brother’s house ‘at speed’  on Xmas Eve when the roads were clear. No tickets! Not even when I got flashed at the Dartford Crossing! And not by some dodgy bloke in a mac! 

[SteamyTea]

I drive like your Nan.  A £270 speeding fine sorted that out.

£270, and that was over 10 years ago.

£270 to the Norfolk courts, they could a years worth of turnips for that.

[Nickfromwales]

12 hours ago, PeterW said:

And there are more speed cameras on that stretch than I’ve seen for years ...!!! 

Always has been. 15-16 years ago I drove to the RN port at South Queensferry and they were every bloody half mile at one point. One stripy one you could see even with cataracts, and then a sneaky MF'r painted grey. Guy in a Scooby right up my arse for ages as if he was on tow.....sees the stripy one and guns it around me prob up to over 70 in the 50 zone.....and two strobe flashes off the next grey camera sealed his fate. 

Id rather be done by a smug copper in a traffic car than stabbed in the back by a poxy speed camera in the middle of nowhere doing sweet FA for "road safety".

 

If we carry on waffling here were going to have pay for fitting @pocster's windows. 

[newhome]

The camera nearest my house has been set on fire twice 

[Nickfromwales]

9 minutes ago, newhome said:

The camera nearest my house has been set on fire twice 

Down here were a bit more civilised. A can of satin black spray paint on the lens so they don't realise straight away that its been Fockerised. Only on the ones that take the absolute piss of course.   

[Onoff]

9 minutes ago, newhome said:

The camera nearest my house has been set on fire twice 

 

Only twice? The ones in Borough Green and Sutton at Home are more often (burnt) black than yellow! Think the Death Hill one has been done more than once! 

[newhome]

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

Down here were a bit more civilised. A can of satin black spray paint on the lens so they don't realise straight away that its been Fockerised. Only on the ones that take the absolute piss of course.   

 

Hope you didn't get paint on your hands ........ 

 

We should be good on this thread until Wed as @pocster doesn't get an update until then. And then you can help fit the new windows if you are feeling guilty