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OH F**K!

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Just now, newhome said:

 

Might not just be the female judges you attract :)

 

You might end up getting sectioned tho ;)

 

 

BONUS !

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1 hour ago, pocster said:

BONUS !

Beggars can’t be choosers !!

 

for the record I’m as straight as Dale winton on a surf board 

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Just now, pocster said:

Beggars can’t be choosers !!

 

for the record I’m as straight as Dane winton on a surf board 

 

:D and there was me thinking that the appeal was the free board and lodgings with lots of lovely clear windows to look out of after being sectioned ;). 

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4 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

:D and there was me thinking that the appeal was the free board and lodgings with lots of lovely clear windows to look out of after being sectioned ;). 

It ain’t no judge Judy I can assure you .

see you in cell 9 later ...

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4 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

S'ok, you don't have to justify yourself to me ;)

Yeah but you’re a strange one .........

1 minute ago, PeterW said:

I’ve seen the shoes ... lots of shoes ........ 

 

And I got home from Preston to find you had strewn about 20 pairs on my bedroom floor! Said you were a shoe man! :D

 

 

1 hour ago, PeterW said:

I’ve seen the shoes ... lots of shoes ........ 

 

Are we actually saying that @newhome is the ghost of Imelda Marcos?

 

It is a bit suspicious ... that racing simulator and the name Marcos, who used to build car simulators out of GRP.

 

I recall that they even had a fixed seat and adjustable pedals. And a footwell requiring small feet.

 

(Correction needed. No ghost, Imelda M is still alive.)

 

Edited by Ferdinand

11 minutes ago, Ferdinand said:

 

(Correction needed. No ghost, Imelda M is still alive.)

 

 

You should know if your wife is still alive Ferdinand :D

1 minute ago, PeterW said:

 

He’s more the petrol strimmer type...

 

There’s one of those in the garage he could have borrowed! 

Just now, Nickfromwales said:

Neither were your stilettos......

 

Best not mention the knicker drawer then...

 

:ph34r:

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

Neither were your stilettos......

 

My knee’s fecked now anyway so @PeterW is welcome to the stilettos! 

 

 

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