moldy Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I'm finding all modern toilets have a bowl too small from front to back resulting in the "witch's kiss" i.e. penis touches the bowl. Needless to say this results in sitting awkwardly to avoid it. Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickie Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 29 minutes ago, moldy said: Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension? Massive one in the Seven Sisters area of North London. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 2 hours ago, moldy said: I'm finding all modern toilets have a bowl too small from front to back resulting in the "witch's kiss" i.e. penis touches the bowl. Needles to say this results in sitting awkwardly to avoid it. Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension? So a well hung pan as opposed to back to the wall one then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 This post needs pictures to illustrate the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britain-obesity-toilet-ideal-standard-17231254 Trust the Daily Star to make a comment. But does this mean that moldy actually has a different problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennentslager Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Sit further back, show off... Or Move the toilet seat if it's adjustable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moldy Posted August 21, 2021 Author Share Posted August 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Marvin said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britain-obesity-toilet-ideal-standard-17231254 Trust the Daily Star to make a comment. But does this mean that moldy actually has a different problem? Narrator: no moldy doesn't have that problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronan 1 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Don't mind it touching off the toilet but when it's dangeling in the water that's what annoys me ..???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 hour ago, ProDave said: This post needs pictures to illustrate the problem Finally, Dave's out of the closet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Yes, but with the usual models the water is also not very deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Onoff said: So a well hung pan as opposed to back to the wall one then! What this needs is a less well-hung OP @moldy You can have longer protruding pans, I've seen and fitted Duravit ones. They come with Wundagliss coating so if your bellend strikes 12 it'll still be in prestine condition and not catch bog covid. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: What this needs is a less well-hung OP Handy for seeing round the U bend! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Onoff said: Handy for seeing round the U bend! On an unrelated subject, I've just order an inspection cam lol. Largely due to the penis's ( I still wonder about the plural of penis ) moving wires to install insulation with zero regard as to how many holes I will then have to make in floors and ceilings to then go find the bloody things Edited August 21, 2021 by Nickfromwales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 My penis usually hangs in the pan next door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just now, pocster said: My penis usually hangs in the pan next door Until you strap it back on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, ProDave said: Until you strap it back on. You didn’t complain before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: On an unrelated subject, I've just order an inspection cam lol. Largely due to the penis's ( I still wonder about the plural of penis ) moving wires to install insulation with zero regard as to how many holes I will then have to make in floors and ceilings to then go find the bloody things Had that recently. I went to cut the holes in the kitchen ceiling an no wire to be found at any of the downlight holes. The Bell ends fitting the ceiling had pulled the wire from it's place and coiled it up in the middle of the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? Do they makes. xXXL version ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? I thought about one of those disables seats to solve the problem by adding extra height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? Time for Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles to have some say in the matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 @moldy The blood is all on your hands for this. May be a long night, especially if @Onoff and @pocster have started drinking already...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I don't think testicles size is the issue here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Best to be sure though. Buildhub is built on quality advice with no stone left unturned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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