August 21, 20215 yr I'm finding all modern toilets have a bowl too small from front to back resulting in the "witch's kiss" i.e. penis touches the bowl. Needless to say this results in sitting awkwardly to avoid it. Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension?
August 21, 20215 yr 29 minutes ago, moldy said: Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension? Massive one in the Seven Sisters area of North London.
August 21, 20215 yr 2 hours ago, moldy said: I'm finding all modern toilets have a bowl too small from front to back resulting in the "witch's kiss" i.e. penis touches the bowl. Needles to say this results in sitting awkwardly to avoid it. Does anyone know of a manufacturer that accommodates a bigger bowl in the front to back dimension? So a well hung pan as opposed to back to the wall one then!
August 21, 20215 yr https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britain-obesity-toilet-ideal-standard-17231254 Trust the Daily Star to make a comment. But does this mean that moldy actually has a different problem?
August 21, 20215 yr Author 10 minutes ago, Marvin said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/britain-obesity-toilet-ideal-standard-17231254 Trust the Daily Star to make a comment. But does this mean that moldy actually has a different problem? Narrator: no moldy doesn't have that problem
August 21, 20215 yr Don't mind it touching off the toilet but when it's dangeling in the water that's what annoys me ..????
August 21, 20215 yr 1 hour ago, ProDave said: This post needs pictures to illustrate the problem Finally, Dave's out of the closet
August 21, 20215 yr 1 hour ago, Onoff said: So a well hung pan as opposed to back to the wall one then! What this needs is a less well-hung OP @moldy You can have longer protruding pans, I've seen and fitted Duravit ones. They come with Wundagliss coating so if your bellend strikes 12 it'll still be in prestine condition and not catch bog covid.
August 21, 20215 yr 5 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: What this needs is a less well-hung OP Handy for seeing round the U bend!
August 21, 20215 yr 8 minutes ago, Onoff said: Handy for seeing round the U bend! On an unrelated subject, I've just order an inspection cam lol. Largely due to the penis's ( I still wonder about the plural of penis ) moving wires to install insulation with zero regard as to how many holes I will then have to make in floors and ceilings to then go find the bloody things Edited August 21, 20215 yr by Nickfromwales
August 21, 20215 yr Just now, pocster said: My penis usually hangs in the pan next door Until you strap it back on.
August 21, 20215 yr 1 minute ago, ProDave said: Until you strap it back on. You didn’t complain before
August 21, 20215 yr 3 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: On an unrelated subject, I've just order an inspection cam lol. Largely due to the penis's ( I still wonder about the plural of penis ) moving wires to install insulation with zero regard as to how many holes I will then have to make in floors and ceilings to then go find the bloody things Had that recently. I went to cut the holes in the kitchen ceiling an no wire to be found at any of the downlight holes. The Bell ends fitting the ceiling had pulled the wire from it's place and coiled it up in the middle of the ceiling.
August 21, 20215 yr 1 minute ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? Do they makes. xXXL version ?
August 21, 20215 yr 1 minute ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? I thought about one of those disables seats to solve the problem by adding extra height.
August 21, 20215 yr 6 minutes ago, Onoff said: How about this seat adapter with inbuilt tackle rest? ? Time for Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles to have some say in the matter...
August 21, 20215 yr @moldy The blood is all on your hands for this. May be a long night, especially if @Onoff and @pocster have started drinking already......
August 21, 20215 yr Best to be sure though. Buildhub is built on quality advice with no stone left unturned.
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