ProDave

This is just planning nonsense. I would press ahead with the application and make it know to your planning officer if they refuse it then you will appeal. Ask them to show you the written planning policy that prevents you having a brick garage.

When I lived down south and had a "proper job" the unit I worked at was being extended. Mostly a metal clad industrial unit it had a brick facade above the entrance. the shiny new brickwork looked very nicely done. Next day they took it all down, brick by brick and started building it again. Aparently building control had failed it because the width of the cavity was wrong. As you say, in this case someone wasn't looking.

Make sure there are no windows in the house when he comes and deny all knowledge of any windows ever being there.

How about roll it up rolling a length of rope into it. Throw the rope over the roof, pull from the other side and it will unroll the ladder up the roof.

Enjoy, I was out on mine on Thursday.

No, but SWMBO does have to make sure the wheels are pointing straight ahead, otherwise it "confuses" her. Me, if I have just parallel parked, I leave the wheels at whatever angle they end up at, on the basis that's the way I will need them pointing to get out again.

The Screwheads all lining up was an old British Rail thing on old trains with wooden interiors.

From my recent short holiday on the Isle of Mull A young Sea Eagle: Fingals cave on Staffa Puffins on Lunga (Treshnish Isles)

+1 to hardwood flooring. Ours is Maple and 13 years on is looking like new. We chose the laquered maintenance free sort and would do again. In our previous house we had oiled wooden flooring and found the task of emptying the room to re oil it a tedious job we didn't want to repeat. We have real slate tiles in the hall and they are also as good as new. Ceramic tiles in the kitchen are starting to look tired and scratched we would not choose that again.

Our problem of course is poor mobile coverage. SWMBO has a 4G phone put it only ever gets 2G here so from a data point of view worthless.

The regulations on switch and socket heights are for "general purpose" accessories. You can have a dedicated socket for a special function at any height, e.g one high up for a wall mounted tv or projector. So if there is any question, stick a label on the floor socket "table lamp only" and it's no longer a general purpose socket. Or just put a rug over it when the BC inspector comes to look.

Re this mobile phone Vs fixed line. I pay about £500 pa for landline, calls and unlimited broadband. So can you REALLY show me a 3G or 4G mobile phone package that gives unlimited internet and inclusive calls for £200 p.a (to achieve a £300 p.a. saving)? and one that allows the phone to connect to my computer as well for it's internet? As to signal inside vs outside, a cheap Chinese mobile phone repeater from ebay will solve that one.

Commercial offices have raised flor tiles sitting about 6" above the real floor. Along the real floor are sockets every few metres. the floor sockets fit into the carpeted floor tiles and plug into the fixed sockets and give you the flexibility to move the floor sockets about if you change the office layout. I can't think of anything like that for fixed flooring, so you really are going to have to decide and comit to their locations.

To add to Crofter's post above, at the end of the day it is not YOUR choice, but what building control will accept. We tried the Puraflow system as it seemed to tick all the boxes but for some reason (they didn't say) our building control rejected it.

Should have bought a caravan.

Personally I see nothing wrong with old fashioned ice cube moulds that you put in a tray in a freezer. If you look at the "works" of an automated one, that's all it does, is freeze a tray full at a time them tip them out into a bucket. We rarely use the cold water dispenser (the mains water from a mountain loch is plenty cold enough) but again, what's wrong with a bottle of water in the fridge?

Up here, a common solution is to get permission to put a soakaway under an adjacent field. Obviously that only works if there is an adjacent field. You don't need to own it, just have a deed of servitude or equivalent to do so. Lack of space for drainage can render a small plot undevelopable (is that a word?) It's possible to get planning permission to build, but not be able to get a building warrant if there is no drainage solution. I guess it then comes down to dry composting toilets etc if there is no other solution (dry toilets are allowed by building control)

On the present house, we regret the silly money we paid for an "American style" stainless steel big fridge / freezer with water and ice dispenser. Apart from the silly cost (and you can't even re claim the VAT) the actual space in the freezer was a huge disappointment meaning we also run a separate old under worktop freezer. It also broke down just out of guarantee. thankfully I managed to repair it but the replacement part (a fan motor) was expensive. In contrast the Rangemaster range cooker we were very pleased with.

For an estimate, our existing 5 bedroom house (that in Scotland must be sized for an occupancy of 8 people) has a soakaway area of 85 square metres. In this case it is under the field behind us.

Can I throw an off the ball idea into the ring. My sun room will be the only part of my house clad in timber, and there won't be very much as it's mostly glass anyway. So I had been wondering about cladding it in fencing planks, you know the planks available as 4" and 6" wide and probably 3/4 inch thick. The thinking is unlike "normal" cladding that's just plain sawn timber, these are impregnated throughout with tanalising (SP?) to prevent them rotting and it certainly slows down the weathering process as well. There is still nothing to stop you treating them as well if you want to.

My solution was discharging to the burn. Originally SEPA said no to a discharge to the burn as they only allow that as a last resort. I was going to use an above ground filter mound, until building regs changed and it now had to be a greater distance away from the road which didn't leave enough space. I looked at a Puraflow system (similar to a filter mound but using peat in a tank as the filter medium) that would fit into the now reduced space, but building control rejected that. At that point SEPA changed their mind and allowed us to discharge to the burn. I guess we had reached the "last resort" situation. Designing a soakaway system is really not that hard and for a new system building control will want to see it has been properly sized.

Building regulations have a calculation that tells you the area of ground you need for a soakaway based on the occupancy of the building and the percolation rate for the ground you are discharging to. So your first step is dig the required test holes and measure the percolation rate. Then you will be able to calculate the area of ground your require, which can be substantial. Crates don't solve the problem and won't reduce the area of land you need. If you find you don't have enough land, then you have to look at alternatives. No drainage solution = no building warrant = no house (a worrying situation I was in for a few weeks until we found a solution)

Are you talking about draining to a holding tank with a dirty water pump? I would consider a macerator. It fits at the back of the toilet and can also take a waste pipe in from the washing machine. I would consider it a disposable item as I would not want to be trying to fix one if it stopped working. I would also chose which toilet in the house to use for "solid matter" and reserve that one just for having a pee.

I think only one wall actually fell down, but they since closed half of Aberdeens's schools for investigation and remedial work and now they think other public buildings may have the same faults. Yes it does beg the question, what were building control doing. As far as I know, private building control is not an option in Scotland, at least not for private dwellings, so it points to a failing by building control for not spotting the failing by the builders? Should be an interesting program.

BBC1 Scotland, Monday 22nd August 7PM (viewers outside Scotland will need Sky or Freesat to view it) Last year there was s spate of school walls collapsing on PFI funded school buildings, due to inadequate wall ties. This program investigates what went wrong. They now think other public buildings as well as schools may faulty.