Pocster

You attend . Use your 3 minutes wisely ( assuming that’s still the rule ) Your architect does the technical talk you do the “ heart felt “ talk

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Rude boy 👦

Lol . SWMBO said it was metal .

SWMBO spotted this . Might be custom made . Multiple lights behind what almost looks like a radiator . Industrial style . Can’t find anything online . Not sure what you would call it ….

One of those chairs isn’t straight . Upsetting me more than door placement

Bank balance is just a made up number that we all occasionally look at . Has no meaning in the real world .

I understand your pain / enjoyment. At the end of a self build day I find drinking wine and eating steak solve all my issues …

Nope . Done that . It decides to update at some point when it wants . As it’s running headless I don’t check it regularly for when it wants to update / screw things up . After an update some ha things don’t work without manual input . It’s not like it updates / reboots and all is good . Just wish it could email me or similar before an update ….

Zigbee stuff in my limited experience can be a bit “ erm “ . If you use a dedicated bridge like Philips hue and anything compatible with that - should be good . But once you venture off that path then you take on the devils pants .

I know I’m only a few steps away from “ Demon seed “ . Chatxx bollocks makes shitty robot , impregnates SWMBO and produces (expletive deleted)ed up off spring that dominates the world ! . But (expletive deleted) soft ( aka Microsoft ) leave me alone until then .

Eating my homemade chicken Ceylon and the music streamer stops - which has never happened. Reboot router , switches , ha hub . (expletive deleted)ing windows decides to do an update . Wft ! Mission critical it is ! . Landing a plane , removing uranium rods from reactor , my HA ! . You can’t just (expletive deleted) everything because bill gates is a (expletive deleted) . You can imagine my language when I finally log in remotely and windows greats me with “ Hi “ … 😖

Fb isn’t fibbing for me of course !!

Took me 5 yrs to get planning - so you’ve been a bit quicker . Question is now can you build it quicker than me ? . Funnily enough Facebook showed me a photo today of when I broke ground - it said “ 10 years ago today “ ; which is of course a lie .

Yeah , I had some walk on glazing “ wrong ordered “ - couldn’t give it away .

We had a reference to ‘ in the event of ‘ badger dens . Magically they disappeared on our site . Strange that .

You can block lay and then get it rendered to “ hide “ quality work . What the eye doesn’t see the heart doesn’t know .

Mate don’t sweat it . 20k ‘over’ isn’t the end of the world . Whilst you might not want a loan or use your Credit card as the great Mandy says “ This is the way “

Dirty (expletive deleted) wit Never forget downloading “ The Ring” and being so disappointed

Anything cloud based is always begging for a cash milk . Just get a nvr and a ip camera ( reolink video door bell ) . All quite cheap and cheerful.

Excuse me ; that’s my bra and panties

Before you all bitch … 300 centres because plasterboard is only 9.5mm . Short boards as I can’t get full boards down my temporary staircase . So noggins at joins . Timbers deliberately left visible above ceiling line so I can a) fix any ha / electrics to them b) no need to “ hunt the timber “ when I need a wall fixing . So there !

The cause of ocd is tiling

Suck on this humans

I didn’t look for multiple brushes and pans . They found me . I will look after them until they are old enough to fend for themselves