OH F**K!

[Pocster]

Just now, newhome said:

 

Might not just be the female judges you attract 

 

You might end up getting sectioned tho 

 

 

BONUS !

[Pocster]

1 hour ago, pocster said:

BONUS !

Beggars can’t be choosers !!

 

for the record I’m as straight as Dale winton on a surf board 

Edited April 21, 2018 by pocster

[newhome]

Just now, pocster said:

Beggars can’t be choosers !!

 

for the record I’m as straight as Dane winton on a surf board 

 

 and there was me thinking that the appeal was the free board and lodgings with lots of lovely clear windows to look out of after being sectioned . 

[Pocster]

4 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

 and there was me thinking that the appeal was the free board and lodgings with lots of lovely clear windows to look out of after being sectioned . 

It ain’t no judge Judy I can assure you .

see you in cell 9 later ...

[Pocster]

I am hetero btw !!

[newhome]

On 4/21/2018 at 19:56, pocster said:

I am hetero btw !!

 

S'ok, you don't have to justify yourself to me 

[Pocster]

4 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

S'ok, you don't have to justify yourself to me 

Yeah but you’re a strange one .........

[newhome]

6 minutes ago, pocster said:

Yeah but you’re a strange one .........

 

Don't believe everything @Nickfromwales says! 

[Pocster]

21 minutes ago, newhome said:

 

Don't believe everything @Nickfromwales says! 

I’ve seen the photos !

[PeterW]

I’ve seen the shoes ... lots of shoes ........ 

[newhome]

1 minute ago, PeterW said:

I’ve seen the shoes ... lots of shoes ........ 

 

And I got home from Preston to find you had strewn about 20 pairs on my bedroom floor! Said you were a shoe man! 

 

 

[Nickfromwales]

He's got really small feet for a man

[Ferdinand]

1 hour ago, Nickfromwales said:

He's got really small feet for a man

 

@PeterW is Donald Trump standing on his head.

 

With a chainsaw, a Landrover, and possibly a real pelt like a bear.

 

[Ferdinand]

1 hour ago, PeterW said:

I’ve seen the shoes ... lots of shoes ........ 

 

Are we actually saying that @newhome is the ghost of Imelda Marcos?

 

It is a bit suspicious ... that racing simulator and the name Marcos, who used to build car simulators out of GRP.

 

I recall that they even had a fixed seat and adjustable pedals. And a footwell requiring small feet.

 

(Correction needed. No ghost, Imelda M is still alive.)

 

Edited April 21, 2018 by Ferdinand

[newhome]

11 minutes ago, Ferdinand said:

 

(Correction needed. No ghost, Imelda M is still alive.)

 

 

You should know if your wife is still alive Ferdinand 

[PeterW]

It’s @Nickfromwales that looks like an extra from Grizzly Adams ....

[newhome]

Just now, PeterW said:

It’s @Nickfromwales that looks like an extra from Grizzly Adams ....

 

I did offer to lend him my epilator! 

 

[Nickfromwales]

Just now, newhome said:

 

I did offer to lend him my epilator! 

 

It was broken. 

[newhome]

Just now, Nickfromwales said:

It was broken. 

 

It wasn’t when I set off for Preston! 

 

 

[PeterW]

Just now, newhome said:

 

I did offer to lend him my epilator! 

 

 

He’s more the petrol strimmer type...

[Nickfromwales]

Neither were your stilettos......

[newhome]

1 minute ago, PeterW said:

 

He’s more the petrol strimmer type...

 

There’s one of those in the garage he could have borrowed! 

[Onoff]

Just now, Nickfromwales said:

Neither were your stilettos......

 

Best not mention the knicker drawer then...

 

[newhome]

1 minute ago, Nickfromwales said:

Neither were your stilettos......

 

My knee’s fecked now anyway so @PeterW is welcome to the stilettos! 

 

 

[Nickfromwales]

1 minute ago, Onoff said:

 

Best not mention the knicker drawer then...

 

Whos? Peters? A fine collection for sure.