Onoff Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) This is not btw aimed at any Welsh plumber in particular: https://www.powertoolmate.co.uk/power-tools/cordless-other/makita/makita-mw001gz-40v-max-xgt-cordless-microwave-naked.htm? Edited May 6, 2023 by Onoff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSharp01 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Bonkers or what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 700 quid. Could only afford to put Lidl pies in it. I can get 100 donner kebabs for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToughButterCup Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Hope Festool does their own version. Bet there'll be a spit-roast in there, chip frier, pizza oven, a slow cooker, a waste disposal unit, anna drinks chiller OK, it'll be £7000 quid, but think how much @SteamyTea could earn going round self-build sites. It'd keep him too busy to post on BH ....😝 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) Typical Makita shite . Can’t make proper tools so do a (expletive deleted)ing microwave . Note ! There’s no Dewalt microwave 💪 Edited May 6, 2023 by pocster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said: earn going round self-build sites FA, builders like vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nod Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Sold out in Wigan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 34 minutes ago, nod said: Sold out in Wigan Typical Wigoneons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 4 hours ago, pocster said: Typical Makita shite . Tosser. They're #1 suprimo tools. You're just not using them badly enough if you don't rate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: Tosser. They're #1 suprimo tools. You're just not using them badly enough if you don't rate them. They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, pocster said: They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think ! Ffs ! They even do sex toys !! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Makita-XRV02T-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Concrete/dp/B06XKT6LGG https://www.powertoolworld.co.uk/makita-dvr350z-18v-lxt-cordless-vibrating-poker-body-only “ body only “ dirty (expletive deleted)ers ! Edited May 6, 2023 by pocster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, pocster said: Ffs ! They even do sex toys !! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Makita-XRV02T-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Concrete/dp/B06XKT6LGG https://www.powertoolworld.co.uk/makita-dvr350z-18v-lxt-cordless-vibrating-poker-body-only “ body only “ dirty (expletive deleted)ers ! 😲 I don't know what type of girls you date mate, but that would give even a hippo a limp!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said: 😲 I don't know what type of girls you date mate, but that would give even a hippo a limp!!! Some girls are harder work than others …. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, pocster said: They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think ! Or Raleigh even? Edited May 6, 2023 by Onoff 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 25 minutes ago, Onoff said: Or Raleigh even? Imagine @Nickfromwales turning up for his tiling job ; microwave strapped to the back 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSharp01 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Onoff said: Or Raleigh even? Edited 26 minutes ago by Onoff Its amazing what you can do with photoshop or some AI deep fake system. Oh - I get it that's where the microwave came from as well - respect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, pocster said: Imagine @Nickfromwales turning up for his tiling job ; microwave strapped to the back 🤣 Meals on wheels!! 👊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickfromwales Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 I wonder how long a Fray Bentos would take? 6 or 7 batteries lol. All day breakfast in one tin. BOOM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Nickfromwales said: I wonder how long a Fray Bentos would take? 6 or 7 batteries lol. All day breakfast in one tin. BOOM!! Does anyone admit to actually eating a Fray Bentos pie? Once as an experiment can be accepted but to eat a second? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 33 minutes ago, ProDave said: Does anyone admit to actually eating a Fray Bentos pie? Uruguay finest. (expletive deleted)ing delicious, and their meet balls in tomato sauce. 3 hours ago, pocster said: Some girls are harder work than others The leaky one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 2 hours ago, MikeSharp01 said: Its amazing what you can do with photoshop or some AI deep fake system. Oh - I get it that's where the microwave came from as well - respect! Except the bike is or at least was a 100% real product. Discontinued now. The microwave is real. Available long before April 1st. Uses 2 of their 40V XGT batteries to give 80V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radian Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Onoff said: Except the bike is or at least was a 100% real product. Discontinued now. The microwave is real. Available long before April 1st. Uses 2 of their 40V XGT batteries to give 80V. 200Wh batteries, 500W microwave, two jacket potatoes and that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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