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Hope Festool does their own version.

 

Bet there'll be a spit-roast in there, chip frier, pizza oven, a slow cooker, a waste disposal unit, anna drinks chiller

OK, it'll be £7000  quid, but think how much @SteamyTea  could earn going round self-build sites.

It'd keep him too busy to post on BH ....😝

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Typical Makita shite . Can’t make proper tools so do a (expletive deleted)ing microwave .

Note ! There’s no Dewalt microwave 💪

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9 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

Tosser.

They're #1 suprimo tools. You're just not using them badly enough if you don't rate them.

They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! 
They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think !

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4 minutes ago, pocster said:

They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! 
They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think !

Ffs !

They even do sex toys !!

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Makita-XRV02T-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Concrete/dp/B06XKT6LGG

 

https://www.powertoolworld.co.uk/makita-dvr350z-18v-lxt-cordless-vibrating-poker-body-only

 

“ body only “ dirty (expletive deleted)ers !

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10 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

😲 I don't know what type of girls you date mate, but that would give even a hippo a limp!!!

Some girls are harder work than others …. 😉

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1 hour ago, pocster said:

They made a (expletive deleted)ing microwave! 
They competing with Dewalt or (expletive deleted)ing kenwood ! . Quite different markets I would think !

 

Or Raleigh even?

 

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27 minutes ago, Onoff said:

Or Raleigh even?

 

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Its amazing what you can do with photoshop or some AI deep fake system. Oh - I get it that's where the microwave came from as well - respect!

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1 hour ago, Nickfromwales said:

I wonder how long a Fray Bentos would take? 6 or 7 batteries lol. All day breakfast in one tin. BOOM!!

Does anyone admit to actually eating a Fray Bentos pie?

 

Once as an experiment can be accepted but to eat a second?

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33 minutes ago, ProDave said:

Does anyone admit to actually eating a Fray Bentos pie?

Uruguay finest. (expletive deleted)ing delicious, and their meet balls in tomato sauce.

3 hours ago, pocster said:

Some girls are harder work than others

The leaky one.

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2 hours ago, MikeSharp01 said:

Its amazing what you can do with photoshop or some AI deep fake system. Oh - I get it that's where the microwave came from as well - respect!

 

Except the bike is or at least was a 100% real product. Discontinued now.

 

The microwave is real. Available long before April 1st. Uses 2 of their 40V XGT batteries to give 80V.

 

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7 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

Except the bike is or at least was a 100% real product. Discontinued now.

 

The microwave is real. Available long before April 1st. Uses 2 of their 40V XGT batteries to give 80V.

 

200Wh batteries, 500W microwave, two jacket potatoes and that's it.

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