How does your garden grow?

[Onoff]

Made a seed tray today from scrap that should take the 50 little pots for my runners. Stainless screws / panel pins and white Gorilla Glue. Routed a couple of hand holds. 1 coat of yacht varnish so far.

 

 

[SteamyTea]

You planted your beans yet.

If not  let us know when and I shall do the same.

Then a race is on.

Edited April 24, 2022 by SteamyTea

[Pocster]

2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

You planted your beans yet.

If not  let us know when and I shall do the same.

Then a race is on.

I’ve certainly sowed my seed 

[SteamyTea]

Just now, pocster said:

I’ve certainly sowed my seed 

To quote you back, easy to say, where is the proof.

[Pocster]

17 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

To quote you back, easy to say, where is the proof.

Check your pillow 

[SteamyTea]

10 hours ago, pocster said:

Check your pillow 

Luckily I am away.  Shall get the maid to change the linen before I return.

[Onoff]

8 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

the maid

 

Agador Spartacus? 

[SteamyTea]

4 minutes ago, Onoff said:

Agador Spartacus

Had to look that up.

 

 

[Onoff]

Just now, SteamyTea said:

Had to look that up.

 

 

 

Brilliant film. 

[SteamyTea]

10 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

Brilliant film. 

Is there blood and guts, and exploding cars in it.

Or so dark and depressing that you wish bed time was your last.

[Onoff]

12 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

Is there blood and guts, and exploding cars in it.

Or so dark and depressing that you wish bed time was your last.

 

It's about a gay nightclub owner.

 

23 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

You planted your beans yet.

If not  let us know when and I shall do the same.

Then a race is on.

 

How can I even compete? Don't you lot grow palm trees overnight down there? Hopefully planting in pots tomorrow. Pics to follow.

[SteamyTea]

2 minutes ago, Onoff said:

about a gay nightclub owner

Blood then, do @pocster tells me.

2 minutes ago, Onoff said:

Don't you lot grow palm trees overnight down there

Not real palms, they are cordylines.

Shall see if I can plant some as well. I grow my own canes, so that is taken care of.

[Onoff]

3 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

I grow my own canes

 

BDSM?

[SteamyTea]

5 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

BDSM?

That could put the price up. Shall see if I can list them as such on eBay.

 

Pink Glove by Pulp. Need to garden in something suitable.

 

You better watch what you're wearing

If you want him to come round and see you tonight

Uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh

But he doesn't care what it looks like

Just as long it's pink and it's tight

It's what he likes

Uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh

Oooh

So what should you do

Should you stop being you

Just to be how he wants you?

Oooh

Go and visit your mum

And tell me that you'll come

And meet me in the afternoon

Oooh

He's got your heart

You got his soul

You might as well know

So what?

I know you're never gonna be with me

But do you understand now that maybe

You got it right first time?

I realise that you'll never leave him

But every now and then in the evening

You could get it right first time

I know you think I gotta be joking

But if you touch him again then I'm going

Oh, you got it right first time

Get it right first time

And now you've done once, now he wants you

To wear your pink glove all the time

Uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh

Oooh

So what should you do

Should you stop being you

Just to be how he wants you?

Oooh

Go and visit your mum

And tell me that you'll come

And meet me in the afternoon

Oooh

He's got your heart

You got his soul

You might as well know

So what?

I know you're never gonna be with me

Until you understand now that maybe

You got it right first time

I realise that you'll never leave him

But every now and then in the evening

You could get it right first time

I know you think I gotta be joking

But if you touch him again then I'm going

Oh, you got it right first time

You get it right first time

Oh oh

Oh oh

Oh you'll always be together

'Cause he gets you up in leather

And you know what to wear at the end of the day

And I'd laugh if I saw that I'm out of the way

Yeah it's too long ago, shouldn't care anymore

But I wanted to know, is it as good as before?

Yeah it's hard to believe that you go for that stuff, all those

Baby-doll nighties, synthetic fluff

Oh it looks pretty good, yeah it fits you okay, yeah

Wear your pink glove, babe

You put it on the wrong way!

Oh, so

I know you're never gonna be with me

Until you understand now that maybe

You got it right first time

I realise that you'll never leave him

But every now and then in the evening

You could get it right first time

I know you think I gotta be joking

But if you touch him again then I'm going

Oh, you got it right first time, yeah

Oh, I know that you'll never leave him

Ooh ooh ooh, oh, but d'you see yet?

You got it right first time

Get it right first time

[SteamyTea]

Well that is my 17 pips of beans planted.

Let's see what happens.

 

[Pocster]

3 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

Well that is my 17 pips of beans planted.

Let's see what happens.

 

Is that your front door ?

[Onoff]

20 minutes ago, pocster said:

Is that your front door ?

 

Because you'd recognise his back door?

[Pocster]

Just now, Onoff said:

 

Because you'd recognise his back door?

Bad man ! . His front door doesn’t look very thermally insulated . Don’t like the colour either . Also the handle causes me some upset .

[SteamyTea]

45 minutes ago, pocster said:

Is that your front door ?

Yes. Why I always put my seed in the lady neighbour's garden.

 

Technically the front doors are in a breach of planning. Meant to be the old timber ones. But as they are a similar colour, council has not said anything.

The joys of living in heritage area. Architects can convince the council of any dull looking box, then we, as owners, can't change jack shit. Even the satalite dishes and garden sheds are not allowed.

Anyone that has lived in a mining area will know that 'heritage' actually means run down industrial wasteland, complete with toxic chemicals and poisoned watercourses.

Heritage, my (expletive deleted)ing arse, just an excuse to not improve an area.

Edited April 26, 2022 by SteamyTea

[Pocster]

3 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Yes. Why I always put my seed in the lady neighbour's garden.

 

Technically the front doors are in a breach of planning. Meant to be the old timber ones. But as they are a similar colour, council has not said anything.

The joys of living in heritage area. Architects can convince the council of any dull looking box, then we, as owners, can't change jack shit. Even the satalite dishes and garden sheds are not allowed.

Anyone that has lived in a mining area will know that 'heritage' actually means run down industrial wasteland, complete with toxic chemicals and poisoned watercourses.

Heritage, my (expletive deleted)ing arse, just an excuse to not improve an area.

Thank you for confirming your breach of planning . I shall email the enforcement officer who will undoubtedly contact you in due course .

[SteamyTea]

1 minute ago, pocster said:

Thank you for confirming your breach of planning . I shall email the enforcement officer who will undoubtedly contact you in due course .

Good. I want to discuss EWI with them. Save me the bother of calling them 

[Onoff]

Right then 50 little cardboard pots from the Poundshop sat in the seed tray. How  do I plant the beans? Half fill with compost,push the bean in then cover?

 

[Pocster]

3 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Good. I want to discuss EWI with them. Save me the bother of calling them 

Enforcement officer did advise me your front door will be condemned 

[Onoff]

36 minutes ago, pocster said:

Also the handle causes me some upset .

 

You'd prefer a more traditional, thick round shaped door opener? 

[SteamyTea]

4 minutes ago, pocster said:

Enforcement officer did advise me your front door will be condemned 

How long do they have to enforce breaches?