Having one of those days .
Me and mdpe have a bad relationship- some fittings no probs others I start swearing as they leak .
Harder I try colder and wetter my hands get lessen the chance of success .
Then you can’t undo a fixing ; so you undo at the other end . Then when you put back other end leaks - more swearing . Hands numbing from cold water in dungeon .
I put the gun down ( do I shoot me or hunt down the mdpe inventor ) . “Speedfit fixings” think I might have a court case there for misleading title . I know the pipe has to be straight to go in the fitting snug but (expletive deleted) me ! I lie it on a flat bit of timber - yes it bends maybe 1mm - still leaks . More swearing .
Then the suicidal voice says “ F this ; go for a jog “
I hate mdpe - I hate it . It’s not ‘flexible pipe’ , a fitting that hasn’t ever leaked decides it wants to today . Push fit to brass - give me strength ! STOP LEAKING !
I’ll stop otherwise it will be the call to the Samaritans .