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Exactly. I have an internal perimeter drain that goes out the building to two pumps . Dimpled membranes on the wall and floor . Philosophy was manage water rather than try and keep it out .

I’m going to the Tesla tariff because of the simplicity of pricing

B*llocks !

Are we sure it’s even an iPad ?? ???

£100 says he does

But then we will have to establish which leg to put it under

But then when there’s a problem he can’t take it to an Android store ! ??

Just take it to an Apple store ffs !

Chrome

Latest firmware ?

Yes Uncle Nick

But I’m sober Uncle Nick ! Tbh Mummy says your best work is when you’re pissed . Back to Texas chainsaw then I guess - some lite relief ...

No advice from uncle Nick ? ?

I can change all the tiles no issue she made that clear . Can you go to the Spanish sweat shop and reset their ‘print’ machine? ?

Watching Texas chainsaw massacre to cheer me up

I agree . About time you did that bathroom (expletive deleted) face

Drowning my sorrows now - Chablis style ??

Originally we were thinking dark grey - so maybe that will ‘help’ ....

You know - you are 100% right . I’m struggling to be a mm out - but alas not everyone else is . Tbh the ‘affect’ - just standing back and looking at it is ace . But, still hurts a bit ?

Yeah I know . These new wedge things seem good . Zero lipping . Spacing spot on . Let down by some slimey Spanish sweat shop ... ?

No - that’s gone now . To many council office workers were complaining

Admin can you please change @Onoff profile picture to a fat (expletive deleted)

Now you’re just being kind . When you visit my house for the ‘whore and apple ! ‘Party ; I’ll make sure you just use the ensuite ...

Bast ard ! My tiles are inline - the fecking pattern isn’t !

Basically - going to have to live with it . Cost of ‘extreme tiling at the bleeding edge of current manufacturing technology’ uncle Nick , uncle Nick ( aka @Nickfromwales ) - can you come downstairs please and look at this .....