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Watching Texas chainsaw massacre to cheer me up

I agree . About time you did that bathroom (expletive deleted) face

Drowning my sorrows now - Chablis style ??

Originally we were thinking dark grey - so maybe that will ‘help’ ....

You know - you are 100% right . I’m struggling to be a mm out - but alas not everyone else is . Tbh the ‘affect’ - just standing back and looking at it is ace . But, still hurts a bit ?

Yeah I know . These new wedge things seem good . Zero lipping . Spacing spot on . Let down by some slimey Spanish sweat shop ... ?

No - that’s gone now . To many council office workers were complaining

Admin can you please change @Onoff profile picture to a fat (expletive deleted)

Now you’re just being kind . When you visit my house for the ‘whore and apple ! ‘Party ; I’ll make sure you just use the ensuite ...

Bast ard ! My tiles are inline - the fecking pattern isn’t !

Basically - going to have to live with it . Cost of ‘extreme tiling at the bleeding edge of current manufacturing technology’ uncle Nick , uncle Nick ( aka @Nickfromwales ) - can you come downstairs please and look at this .....

I’ll close my eyes when I shower . Go away @Gav_P or I’ll cry ! . The problem isn’t my skills - it’s that tile manufacturers don’t function at my level ???

By luck if you check back on my photos the tiles that meet at the shower controls just so happen to line up ...

Tried that . Opened all 4 boxes . Even if you get 2 that line up ‘quite’ near - means the 3rd one might be more out ... ?

Right TileFlair manager called me. She was very good actually. This title simply does not line up. Manufacturers are allowed a 3mm +/-. She was happy for me to change tiles for something single coloured or the same design but paler i.e. so it would be less obvious. She did confess that no-one does it vertically - so I am truly DA MAN! Even so, she opened whilst I was on the phone; a different batch number and laid them out on the floor - exactly the same issue. Can I live with it???. Her only suggestion to get the effect I want was to use mosaics ( on that yucky mesh stuff - where you've got to be spot on when you bed it! ) Kindly she sent me photo's of their in store displays - also stating no one has ever mentioned it - ( I've got fecking OCD now haven't I - caught it from you twats !)

On my floor ones ? I agree - but it’s still out . If I grouted it - would look sh*t Managed to get through to tileflair - boss is going to call me !

&£&£)&&&&£& ! That’s me swearing !!

Right ! Tiles on the floor . Just rotating the last one - wrong both ways !!! Ffs !

Yeah but some are stuck on the fing wall ? Have emailed the showroom . Going to clear a space and try and do a vertical line on the floor - ffs !!! Strangely I do get the ‘random’ line up ! I bet their horizontal grout lines vary in width to solve this in the fing showroom ....

Can’t see any order Took the highest tile off and cut it they other way round ( only 2 possibilities ) neither line up - but one is ‘better’ than the other . Tried other boxes aswell - same issue

Thought you had it then ... but !!!

???? The show room ones appear to have no order

Yep . Same box !!

Nothing I can do ! There is no right orientation or pattern that tessellated

I’ll have to live it . My grout lines being inline more important. ?