Pocster

Just hire a guy with a digger to do the hole

Welcome to my world ! Though SWMBO hasn’t left yet

Do it yourself ! Man up ?????

Uncle Nick aka @Nickfromwales - just keeping with the BAL range . Which one do I want for my floor tiles ? Mainly screed with some marine ply . Decoupling mat ontop . Expensive just to stick a tile down ! !

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Crumbs ! That stuff is even more expensive!

Sure - let me dig that up - it was a while ago ...

Think of all the goodies I could hide in there ......

You need to be careful here . We are detached , but digging out a big hole puts the fear of God into your neighbors- no matter how near/far they are to your build . Although I arranged for the dig I still had to take out special I.e expensive insurance ,against any issues as its dug i.e neighbors house collapsing - because that’s likely to happen right ?

Soon ( ish ) will start tiling the bathroom floor . Have a ditra decoupling mat ( but strangely no adhesive ) . On my order for the floor tiles it’s states “ porcelain tiles require a polymer modified adhesive “ I’ve been using this adhesive for walls - it doesn’t mention polymer modified anywhere in the blurb though the pack says “ porcel bond plus “ - so I assume that means it’s ok to use ?! Though this adhesive is expensive; it mixes well and bonds hard as rock .

With diffuser

Just been playing with my rgbw controller . Got everything working crudely - could do with a colour picker in the HA . But pretty , pretty ...

225kg you sure ?? ?

Cut bits off her ! Make the package lighter ffs !

Can you FedEx her too me ? I’ll pay for delivery . When do you want her back ? , oh yes , please specify if you wish her returned whole or in fragments...

What a (expletive deleted)ing waste ! Poor SWMBO naked and freezing because duck nuts won’t sort the heating ! . I have no bath , but do have heating - do you want to lend her to me for an evening ? ?

Nah fake news my friend . Just PM a few vids from your private stash ? Otherwise I’ll send you vids of me in the bath and YOU DON’T WANT THAT !!

@Onoff I’m still not sure about the leds and colours . Can you please supply photos of your SWMBO in the bath to “help” me ( it is Friday and Nigella’s not on yet )

My LED’s are colour programmable . I figure when SWMBO is in the bath white = F off red = angry I.e see white blue = maybe green = go ! I’m on for a treat !! ?? Easy ways to manage a relationship

Anyway (expletive deleted)er aka @Onoff - is this not planned ??

Like my bollocks were planned

He never uses it - just takes photos ?

@Onoff in your recesses you use spot led , I have led strips . Wondering if you set the light at the back of the recess or right at the front? . Can’t tell from your photos

Success !! Thanks for ALL the help !! ???

That sounds like an imminent accident- I’ll try and file it with dremel ...