Pocster

Can you FedEx her too me ? I’ll pay for delivery . When do you want her back ? , oh yes , please specify if you wish her returned whole or in fragments...

What a (expletive deleted)ing waste ! Poor SWMBO naked and freezing because duck nuts won’t sort the heating ! . I have no bath , but do have heating - do you want to lend her to me for an evening ? ?

Nah fake news my friend . Just PM a few vids from your private stash ? Otherwise I’ll send you vids of me in the bath and YOU DON’T WANT THAT !!

@Onoff I’m still not sure about the leds and colours . Can you please supply photos of your SWMBO in the bath to “help” me ( it is Friday and Nigella’s not on yet )

My LED’s are colour programmable . I figure when SWMBO is in the bath white = F off red = angry I.e see white blue = maybe green = go ! I’m on for a treat !! ?? Easy ways to manage a relationship

Anyway (expletive deleted)er aka @Onoff - is this not planned ??

Like my bollocks were planned

He never uses it - just takes photos ?

@Onoff in your recesses you use spot led , I have led strips . Wondering if you set the light at the back of the recess or right at the front? . Can’t tell from your photos

Success !! Thanks for ALL the help !! ???

That sounds like an imminent accident- I’ll try and file it with dremel ...

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Yes - the problem is the nut on the Hep2o fitting - that’s needs filing

Yeah I know the nut needs to come off . It just stays there for now so it doesn’t get lost - even though I shouldn’t need it

That’s what I reckon . Everyone else has a mate with a lathe . I have no friends ? and therefore no access to a lathe ?

There never was a supplied connector - you simply got f all with it ?

That would hurt too much

Shows the issue better . I suppose in theory I could angle grind the bsp nut - but what a pita !

AH! Bum !! So near ! The problem is the bsp fitting on the Hep2o won’t fit in the shroud . The shroud this end has an internal lip probably only 1mm but enough to stop it going in ?

Finished tiling the ‘feature’ wall

Well we have 3 methods then 1) Nick method ( cheat ! ? ) 2) Onoff method - scale models you ignore 3) Pocster method . Swell those tessties and accept the mammoth task !

“Competent” is the key word there . Gone past the point of no return . No more photos of the recesses until I can make them look nice .

Precisely! You confirm my belief ?

Realised 10mm x 10mm edging won’t work as tile is 8mm thick so only 2mm play . Changed my order back to 20mm x 20mm . Looking at my ‘arrangement’ to plan it so it lined up exactly on tile boundaries would still be a job as my tiles run vertically - making it not nice .

I know , I know . Simply by knowing the tile sizes , recess size and adjusting stud to suit you can mitigate lots of Trickiness ! The problem on a first time self build you don’t know what you should of planned until you get to that point . Some things I have planned and I think how clever I am when it all comes together . Other times ???? So in a way I am a better tiler than @Nickfromwales as I have to deal with more difficult situations, he just takes the easy route by planning ?