Pocster

Bought 7 unit off eBay ( will obviously be crap ). Bought a sink and mono tap for total of 30 quid ( will be crap ). Now looking for 6m ( in 3m lengths of cheap worktop ) and yes "will be crap "

Finally went to Howdens ; what a waste of time. Deal had ended and it would seem adding the cheapest 'extras's' anyway would push the price towards 900!. Was in there about an hour being jerked about ( so that was ok ) New rooster bollocks deal March 22nd ( though I'm not meant to know that ) but no guarantee of price . Going to buy cheap ebay crap then make shelves/worktops from trestles and scaf boards. A TRUE self build ( i.e. shite ) kitchen .

Rumours are now that due to the extreme heat of a functioning ASHP and the warmer weather he opened one of his 1st floor outside opening patio doors .... bit of a fall ( fool ? )

Tried to PM him but I’m blocked ( guessing everyone is ) . Last I heard Zoot had died of hypothermia......

Let it not be said that my emails are not effective. IQglass will repair the door for free and in essence agree ( how I read it anyway ) that the guy dealing with our install was a knob . If anyone wants me to send abusive but factual emails I’ll do it for free - because I’m kind ( and enjoy it ) to anyone I should add ! Not just IQglass . Neighbor, the council ( my favourite as they are lying (expletive deleted) ) , lovers , even that guy you hate at the end of the road - he’s sure to be a (expletive deleted) wad . Equally anyone on here ?

Can I mix these ? I’ve run out of standard pb for ceiling ( 12.5mm ) but do have some ‘water resistant’ pb ( also 12.5mm ) . Can I mix these ? Will the plasterer care ? . I was wondering as they are different they might dry at different rates once plastered and maybe increase the risk of cracking .... ?? ?

Lol ! I’ve got them all on a spread sheet . Reckon I’m 3 years away from complete finish . So means total build only took 10 years ?

Can I ask . Do we think Hmrc are more vigilant the larger the overall vat claim ? . Does some poor sod really look through every receipt ?? . I’m upto around 600 at the moment ?

Unfortunately he wasn’t as skilled as you may have thought . Cynically he can wait for it to fail and get another call out fee . As many of us have found most trades think they are doing a good/correct job yet they aren’t . In my experience about 75% don’t do it properly ( though it may work ) or cut a corner to save them time .

Noggin city

Too right mate !!! Always ready !!! Lets see you Mikita boys ( aka girls ) top that

Dewalt porn phooooooaaaarrrrrr !!

On the dark web ?

I did google for “ Dewalt porn “ unfortunately the links were not what I was expecting

I post a humble Dewalt wholesome sweet girl . You and Mikita turn it into sexist , plastic padded women of the night . You have encompassed the dark side . Shame ! . May all your ‘ just stick a f ucking speedfit in there ‘ result in great waves of destructive biblical water to wash your filthy Makita mud to hell .

Makita can’t do this .....

Cordless 54v 8a hammer drill is da boss . Dewalt impact screwdriver is my most used tool - ‘tis the dogs !

A traitor to the Dewalt camp ! . Therefore I curse all your grout lines not be level

Then young master you must learn the way of Dewalt XR 18v or 40v . The force is with me ...

Ann Summers doing home delivery ?

Yes master - way of the tiger ; the pro

You speak from the way of Makita . I have tread this path in the past . One night as grouting dread filled my soul with emptiness I saw the Dewalt light ! From that day till now I honour my skills(ish) to the one true Dewalt god .

No Mando ! Makita is the way into darkness and despair !

Then he is a man of distinction

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