Pocster

I can turn wine into water

Classic ! ????

Oi! That's my Mum's name! Vented those rads yet?

Get planning for another build ! You can then take forever ( as always ) building it . Don’t faff about start from scratch

Yes it’s a special ip00 rating . Power is via poe - so unlikely to kill you if it gets wet - unlike your electric mains powered heater in the bathroom ?

I think even Jesus posted on some of the earlier pages

Main bathroom wc in, also the obligatory iPad for when in the bath

And then the thread was locked . Immortalised forever as a part of 20th Century history. A lesson for future generations.

No I’m not ! Police order

Bum

No! Still chippy crap

https://chefspick.co.uk/induction-hobs-integrated-extractor/

I think he said that when at @Big Jimbo 's brothel.....

Had a quick look - my wallet started crying.....

@Big Jimbo will defend me once he gets out of that brothel shed of his

Shhhhhh I got away with it!. @TonyT fault - he was deliberately baiting me. He's only got 3 dots under his name; I've got 4 - SO I AM THE MAN!

Suitably edited!. @Onoff saves me again!

Admin are usually under the table by 7 on a Friday so I'm safe!

The end of my cod has got more appeal than that with fat, grease, haddock and a few chips on it ( not deleted yet? IT'S FRIDAY! )

@TonyT you want me to install this shite? You from (expletive deleted)ing Cornwall or summit ?

Looks shite. What's wrong with you ? Don't you know I want the latest bling / mega/ awesome / f me stuff! I don't want it to look like a (expletive deleted)ing bristol chippy shop !

Right! I'm getting near ( i.e. 3 months away ) where I need to make a temporary kitchen on our build. I ( SWMBO gives me free rein here) want an induction and extraction hob also a decent electric oven ( neff, with those folding handles?) Many years ago I looked at Bora - I know there are other brands now - also I struggle to find any real Bora prices online ( which means it's going to be upsettingly expensive ) But! I love cooking! and I am an excellent chef ( almost Michelin star - the tyres I mean ). So any suggestions with links to brands ( i.e. pricing appreciated ) - anyone got a super new spanky model Bora/ Miele/Elica please shout out!

I’m afraid the ending was on page 2 . We’re all on the ‘spin off’ episodes now

I’m a nicer person though with a pure soul

What a beautiful thought !