Pocster

This is what I have done at my rentals . Must admit did not know nor check B&b rules assume poster would of known !

Didn’t know that . Assumed it was ok as long as the guests were aware …

You could install constantly recording external cctv with audio . This will act as evidence for his actions are indeed hang you !!! 🙄

Jam all over it mate 👍

You are a true legend then !!! I’m ashamed to say it but you are worse than @Onoff

18 ? That include animals ? 🐱

Your flaw is going to the shop/ BM . I’ve done this . They don’t have exactly what I need so I buy ‘nearest’ thinking I can improvise .Get back to base and realise it won’t work so order online . Online stuff arrives 2/3 days later . Realise I’ve ordered the wrong stuff . So package it up to take back to PO and then drive to BM knowing they have what I need ! . Get to BM ; item is out of stock . So get home and order item online . So it can take weeks just to get some basic materials/ parts on site 😁

Yes ! Very fast indeed ! I’m at 7 years with at least 2 years to go I reckon ( so we will call it 3 ) . You are positively lightening!! 😁

Just ignore me you Monty Don (expletive deleted) wits

Filth !

Girth over length guys 😉

Only half an hour ? . I’ve been hunting for drill bits / crowbars etc. for weeks !

Yep . I always plan for the body never to be found …..

Sure thing ! . 10k on its way to you . Nothings cheap anymore and if you want it to last forever then composite / alli joists / plastic legs will do that .

Sure . Hence not timber 😁

Yeah on grass I can see issues !!

can always block the ends with decking upstands so access by any creature not possible .

Just put in planning for another house . Solves all the problems faffing , trying to find some middle ground for you and your neighbor. He will then hate you and sell up . You will then have a new neighbor who will love you . Once you start the new build and deviate slightly ( few cm too long or high ) - they will hate you also . But you have a nice new house .

Composite decking on aluminium joists and plastic adjustable legs 👍

I do 2 minutes work for 10 hours of planning

SWMBO motivates you ??? - not just (expletive deleted) you off ?? 😁

Your attitude is most welcome here . Enjoy the slow meandering path 😁

It’s always messy . But the prize !! 😁