Onoff

Chuck it in a duct?

Low cut top it is then!

So it's true Jocks are tight! 😂 Pity you're not this neck of the woods as I've a near full bag of hydrated lime you could have had for nothing.

I did 3 builders sand, 1 sharp sand, 1 cement and 1 lime to get this colour around my flints. I didn't want "white" that would contrast too much with the mortar which was 4 builders sand to 1 cement.

Get a pot of coffee on and a nice plate of posh biccies. Distract him with some clever amp your making in the workshop.

Yeah right, be like me doing a quick thread! 😂

I actually meant making the whole thing a uniform colour but up to you. Any cut ends of the deck board need treating anyway. If you have any of the No Nonsense stuff put that on. Aldi/Lidl sometimes do cheap deck treatments.

Is it all going to be stained dark with the Barrettine preserver?

Run a router up the centre each side as deep as the bit will go, then use as a guide to handsaw the middle.

Time for some C24 stencils methinks... 😉

Those handrail posts look very high as in over 1100mm. Optical illusion?

Pity you weren't around for my bathroom thread! 😂

If you wanted to tone down those concrete pads, you could mix up some waterproof tile adhesive and cover it in the same gravel as the drive. Or get some offcuts of AstroTurf or paint with black masonary paint etc.

That Illbruck FM330 is streets ahead of anything else.

Can't slate her for not getting stuck in.

Concealed ones maybe? https://www.fencepostspikes.net/PUW90?

Some people don't have a choice, eh @pocster?

Don't forget those without the capital to keep patching it up!

More research underway... Stopping at two, work in the morning.

How typical, stories like that are right up your street!

I trust you've secured planning permission before taking the shed down? There can be issues if you don't.

No memory of that, it got wiped straight after.

Found these gardening gloves. Funny how different products share the same name, eh @pocster?

Wish I had a really steep drive.

That's what hedges are for!