Awesome clocks

[Pocster]

This guy is a legend!

Designs them and gives it away for free.

 

Currently printing this ...

 

SWMBO WILL HATE IT!  🤣

 

https://www.instructables.com/Time-Slider/

[ProDave]

That's one of those "because I can" projects.

 

We all know it would be a whole lot easier to drive four 7 segment LED displays from the Arduino........

[FuerteStu]

What's the time?..... 

 

30 seconds later. Oh

 

I prefer these

 

https://amzn.eu/d/hvrXIKF

 

Although I really think we need to be bringing back "two thirds past" Instead of 40 minutes past.. I like confusing Americans

[Russdl]

Give me one of these any day 😃 
 

 

[Pocster]

Miserable (expletive deleted)s !

 

I show creative brilliance that is shared and you all diss it 

 

Not (expletive deleted)ing inspired , not intrigued ….

[joe90]

This is my clock in my workshop………

(its no wonder @Pocster has not finished his build)

[Pocster]

Just now, joe90 said:

This is my clock in my workshop………

(its no wonder @Pocster has not finished his build)

It’s don’t do any work a clock 

[Onoff]

4 hours ago, Pocster said:

This guy is a legend!

Designs them and gives it away for free.

 

Currently printing this ...

 

SWMBO WILL HATE IT!  🤣

 

https://www.instructables.com/Time-Slider/

 

Love it!

[Pocster]

8 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

Love it!

Glad someone sees the skill and almost as importantly the mind set to share …

[Pocster]

Printing it now . Only on part 2 - which will take 3 hours ….

[Temp]

There are some fantastic 3D printed clocks..

 

[SteamyTea]

3 hours ago, FuerteStu said:

Although I really think we need to be bringing back "two thirds past" Instead of 40 minutes past.. I like confusing Americans

I always like it when my Grandmother said "5 and twenty past" or "Five and 20 to".

 

[SteamyTea]

@Pocster walks into a clock shop and puts his old chap on the counter and says "Can you fix this".

The girl behind the counter says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop you twat"

Pocster then says " I know, put two hands on it"

[Pocster]

12 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

@Pocster walks into a clock shop and puts his old chap on the counter and says "Can you fix this".

The girl behind the counter says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop you twat"

Pocster then says " I know, put two hands on it"

(expletive deleted)ing 3 hands if she can manage 

[SteamyTea]

1 minute ago, Pocster said:

(expletive deleted)ing 3 hands if she can manage 

She sorted you out in a second then.

[Onoff]

4 hours ago, Pocster said:

gives it away for free.

 

 

So much in common! 👍

[Pocster]

1 minute ago, Onoff said:

 

So much in common! 👍

He doesn’t charge , like me . 

[SteamyTea]

3 minutes ago, Pocster said:

He doesn’t charge , like me . 

There is a girl in 3C, with a wart on on knee, and a pimple on her behind.

I gave her 3P and she showed them to me.

 

I wonder what she would do for a quid.

[Russdl]

1 hour ago, SteamyTea said:

There is a girl in 3C, with a wart on on knee, and a pimple on her behind.

I gave her 3P and she showed them to me.

You missed a line:

 

‘Don't you think that was awfully kind’

[SteamyTea]

7 hours ago, Russdl said:

‘Don't you think that was awfully kind’

You got the same Goodies book for Christmas as well then.

[Russdl]

I did indeed, I’ve probably still got it. So many years ago but classic poetry like that tends to stick in my head. 

[SteamyTea]

35 minutes ago, Russdl said:

I’ve probably still got it

My Favoutrite

 

Linda Cosgrave kissed me
It almost made me sick
I wasn't even looking
oh what a beastly trick
Her mouth was wet and greasy
and her sticky little lips
were full of salt and vinegar
she'd been eating fish and chips
I told her she was yucky
and she went off in a huff
if that's what kissing girls is like
I'm going to be a puff

 

I really miss Tim Brooke-Taylor