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That's one of those "because I can" projects.

 

We all know it would be a whole lot easier to drive four 7 segment LED displays from the Arduino........

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Miserable (expletive deleted)s !

 

I show creative brilliance that is shared and you all diss it 

 

Not (expletive deleted)ing inspired , not intrigued ….

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3 hours ago, FuerteStu said:

Although I really think we need to be bringing back "two thirds past" Instead of 40 minutes past.. I like confusing Americans

I always like it when my Grandmother said "5 and twenty past" or "Five and 20 to".

 

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@Pocster walks into a clock shop and puts his old chap on the counter and says "Can you fix this".

The girl behind the counter says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop you twat"

Pocster then says " I know, put two hands on it"

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12 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

@Pocster walks into a clock shop and puts his old chap on the counter and says "Can you fix this".

The girl behind the counter says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop you twat"

Pocster then says " I know, put two hands on it"

(expletive deleted)ing 3 hands if she can manage 

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3 minutes ago, Pocster said:

He doesn’t charge , like me . 

There is a girl in 3C, with a wart on on knee, and a pimple on her behind.

I gave her 3P and she showed them to me.

 

I wonder what she would do for a quid.

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1 hour ago, SteamyTea said:

There is a girl in 3C, with a wart on on knee, and a pimple on her behind.

I gave her 3P and she showed them to me.


You missed a line:

 

‘Don't you think that was awfully kind’

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35 minutes ago, Russdl said:

I’ve probably still got it

My Favoutrite

 

Linda Cosgrave kissed me
It almost made me sick
I wasn't even looking
oh what a beastly trick
Her mouth was wet and greasy
and her sticky little lips
were full of salt and vinegar
she'd been eating fish and chips
I told her she was yucky
and she went off in a huff
if that's what kissing girls is like
I'm going to be a puff

 

I really miss Tim Brooke-Taylor

 

 

 

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