Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Plasterer had to add one board . Splatter gun approach far cooler I think ! Did a good job on the ceiling though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshine Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 At what point does the cost of screws exceed the cost of the board? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Moonshine said: At what point does the cost of screws exceed the cost of the board? Should point out that board on the left came off the wall due to “ technical issues “ I.e f up . So all those holes aren’t screws . Just saying ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 Doubles as an archery board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Punter Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 That is just silly, especially on a wall backed with OSB. Screws only tend to pop on ceilings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Mr Punter said: That is just silly, especially on a wall backed with OSB. Screws only tend to pop on ceilings. Here’s a normal wall As I said that wall on the left had to be removed and re screwed . So has extra holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Punter Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 You have used over double the number of screws needed. It won't make it "work" any better. 28 per board on the walls (4 x 7) and a few more for ceilings is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markc Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 screws? i thought they were BB gun pellets 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nod Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 That’s a lot of screws You know the Xs on the boards are there to follow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Declan52 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Stevie wonder must have been trying out his new auto feed screwdriver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA3222 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, pocster said: Here’s a normal wall As I said that wall on the left had to be removed and re screwed . So has extra holes Normal??? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, LA3222 said: Normal??? My normal ! Certainly ain’t coming off the wall ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Definite hidden meaning there! A comment on your plasterboarding skills I reckon... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mr Punter said: You have used over double the number of screws needed. It won't make it "work" any better. 28 per board on the walls (4 x 7) and a few more for ceilings is fine. RASPBERRY! to you. I get carried away with the radio music on. If you drink a glass of wine then I drink two glasses of wine. I am better than you. But I won't 'work' any better. Also I'VE HAD MORE WINE THAN YOU! - so suck on that. Edited March 24, 2021 by pocster Because everyones a (expletive deleted) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, nod said: That’s a lot of screws You know the Xs on the boards are there to follow ? 'X' 's? . Board is blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 Anyway (expletive deleted) OFF THE LOT OF YOU Just jealous because my wall has more screws in it than yours. Miserable (expletive deleted)'s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jimbo Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 if pocster screwed the plasterboad onto his osb in line with the guidlines that have been pointed out to him further up this post, there would be a very, very, very, very, small chance that the plasterboard would fall off the wall at some point in the future. Because he has used atleast twice that many screws, he has reduced the chances of that now happening to just Very, very.... Well done pocster, Although everybody else on here might well be Miserable (expletive Deleted)'s, i'm awarding you a gold star. Wear it with pride fella.⭐ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Big Jimbo said: if pocster screwed the plasterboad onto his osb in line with the guidlines that have been pointed out to him further up this post, there would be a very, very, very, very, small chance that the plasterboard would fall off the wall at some point in the future. Because he has used atleast twice that many screws, he has reduced the chances of that now happening to just Very, very.... Well done pocster, Although everybody else on here might well be Miserable (expletive Deleted)'s, i'm awarding you a gold star. Wear it with pride fella.⭐ I love you Big Jimbo. You see the sense in my complete (expletive deleted)ing inept madness. People on here are just worthless (expletive deleted) and want to put me down now Zoot the Hoot is dead. They need their next fix of negativity, I like screwing that's all I can say... Edited March 24, 2021 by pocster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 @Big Jimbo do you want to buy some walk on glazing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jimbo Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Nothing wrong with screwing pocster. Perhaps all the others just dont do enough, which is why they are miserable ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jimbo Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, pocster said: @Big Jimbo do you want to buy some walk on glazing? I thought we had already done some sort of deal on that. I was to take your wife out for an evening, to wine and dine her, (for having to put up with you) Make her feel special, and valued in exchange for the walk on glazing ? She comes home happy, and you no longer have to move the bloody glazing around because it's always in the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Big Jimbo said: I thought we had already done some sort of deal on that. I was to take your wife out for an evening, to wine and dine her, (for having to put up with you) Make her feel special, and valued in exchange for the walk on glazing ? She comes home happy, and you no longer have to move the bloody glazing around because it's always in the way. That's a pants deal. How about you take said SWMBO out and take the walk on glazing. One caveat you don't bring either back..... Edited March 24, 2021 by pocster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 26 minutes ago, Big Jimbo said: i'm awarding you a gold star. Wear it with pride fella.⭐ How many nails in his heart will it take to hold it in place? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA3222 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 @pocster what did the plasterer say after casting eyes over your 'eccentric' boarding efforts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted March 24, 2021 Author Share Posted March 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, LA3222 said: @pocster what did the plasterer say after casting eyes over your 'eccentric' boarding efforts? Absolutely nothing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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