Pocster

I think if Kevin mccloud came on my site I would pretend to have Tourette syndrome

I had a MET test and was in super athletes category! 15.9 I think Get in there !

It was better than I expected . Not sure about corrugated exterior though . Think I would of been happy in the caravan ?

I want too see a photo of him wearing make up

Steal some goggles ?

I followed the biggest straightest thing I have ?

Phase 1 complete ! Need to ct1 across flashing joints Cement under flashing to cover exposed rubber Probably smear ct1 over concrete at the edges Stick black plastic trim over flashing down to pavers Ct1 in cut flashing slot in stone

Early Xmas pressie for @Onoff Before he needs the operation ??

And wear chain mail to protect that precious body

Blood

No , no , no . @Onoff is doing this all wrong ! . Put a crack in every tile then it will look right ! You know it makes sense

PM it ? ???????

No dream ! shall I post the photo ?? ?

Too small for me . I’m XXXL ....

That’s a sex toy !! ?

Can’t be ‘wet’ ; it will all leak behind the ill fitted trims ! ?

And ‘dirty ‘ Danni ( of course ) .....

Wine mate ! WINE ! What a day you’ve had ! ? You are living the dream ( though personally I would prefer a different dream with Nigella , Kylie and My female doctor ) - but that’s MY dream - just for me !

Erm ; perhaps I’m missing something- what’s the issue ? tbh I do my trim and tiles at the same time - so I can ‘adjust’ either one .... I.e hide (expletive deleted) ups ?

@Onoff has been on the beer !!!

I think ‘making the frame’ pre install would be a nightmare . Cant you just smear the trim with tile adhesive ? . I’ve done this before with no issue . As it is ; I’m confused ! - what’s holding the trim ???

Spoke too soon ? This maybe ? https://www.mkmplastics.com/shop/plastic-flat-strips/plastic-flat-strip-rigid Though not sure I really need 75m !

Clean rubber trim to size ct1 it to stone work Some kind of trim at base ( between flashing and pavers ) . Can’t seem to find anything suitable online ...

Just an update Finally got to the point where the block paving meets the wall and requires flashing First piece almost done ( yeah I know the rubber goes under it ? ) I’m about 10mm above my paving so assume I should fill that gap . What with ? Just a strip of black fascia? Or similar ...

No I don’t nick from there - I leave stuff to up the quality . Anyway off to M&S then Waitrose to get wine and steak !