Pocster

Yep . When I bought the wc and frame it didn’t cross my mind to check the cost of the flush plates . I recon @Onoff could print them and make zillions !

Yep I winced at that for a bog plate ! . Went with the “ chrome effect “ plastic plate . Feels cheap but still 45 quid ?

Yep . I learned nothing there aswell

Sometimes you wish you never posted the question . I feel like that very often

So Can you ... Invert your partner ? Convert your partner? Rectify your partner ? Possibly all at once ?

I always take my own advice . Then I know I’ll always be wrong and it was my fault.

Rub a dub dub . Orgy in the tub

Twiddled the white square next to it . Guess that’s the refill loop - boiler filling up

A friend who thinks I’m amazing because I am building a house asked me to look at their boiler ( fool ) Pressure is almost zero . No obvious refill loop as I would expect . Can see a white key that turns a bit to no effect . Has an arrow in it suggesting it pushes up but doesn’t want to . Don’t want to force anything .....

Go underground ?

Do you mean 1 mist coat ? Then 2 normal coats after ? ( no diluting )

What ratio ???

I find a mist coat with a sprayer difficult!

It’s value has just halved !

Plasterers arrive next week ... Once dry I have walls and ceilings to paint , all the same colour to make life easy . I presumed I could just spray the ceiling and literally continue down the wall . This a bad idea ? Should I do just the ceiling ; let some over spray onto the walls . Then do the walls ? Does it even matter ???

I will Now can I have my (expletive deleted)ing money !

That’s a yes then ? Can you lend me a few quid DAD ?

@Sue B I realky feel your pain and frustation . You’ve acted exactly as i would ( i swear a lot more though ) Record ALL conversations . Buy a recording pen - not from ebay ! . A professional espionage one ; like I did . They don’t like you now so (expletive deleted) ‘em . Go for broke . An issue is the height of the build yes ?. One of my meetings with the council went ... ( all recorded of course ) ” I will make sure you never get planning until the day i retire “ me “ when do you retire ? “ ” 7 years “ me “ fine no problem “ ” you cant build up , back , forward nor left or right “ (expletive deleted)er didnt say i couldnt build down I in the end put in planning for a large garage for my extensive car collection consisting of 1 smart car . This was approved I then put other things in place one at a time over the years to avoid any suspicion . Once the chessboard was setup i then went for change of use . I beat the (expletive deleted)ers at the twatty council vote . Dont be kind be cunning . Dont be afraid to be bloody minded and aggressive . Many ways to skin a cat . The cat will be skinned no matter how blunt the knife is .

Are you my Dad ?

(expletive deleted)ing midgets !

By Cornish gypsies

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I was adopted

Looks good ! Surprised you only had baby diggers in ! ?

Most of the self builders are often drug dealers or people smugglers . Good money in those trades - always easy to find a bit extra cash in those jobs .