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Then you ain’t my tiler !

I could never measure correctly- so I know that feeling

Crumbs ! Can I be your IT guy ?

My SWMBO can’t visualise either . I tell her it’s massive and she still can’t see it .

Your SWMBO sounds like mine. But on a self build there are cunning ways to get her to agree . Take internal doors for example . She wants to have input on that . So I send her loads of links / photos etc . The response then is “ you choose I trust you “ - easy . I did the same with glazing , cladding , door handles , even tiles . Overwhelm a SWMBO with too many options and she’ll gladly pass the work your way ….

No idea - but it’s a possibility !

I can see we are going to have a nerd fight !

Yes I.e if it’s removed you are still water tight

I looked into this. I went for standard roof mounted PV because it was cheaper, more efficient , also if a panel does fail it doesn't affect the roof. But agree in-roof looks nicer.

Simplified decision tree: 1) Do you want a happy life? N goto Q3 Y goto Q2 2) Conceed to SWMBO exit(0) 3) Do it your way and suffer for an eternity . exit (#FATAL_ERROR)

Can we take bets on this ? I’ll put 1 zillion pounds on SWMBO winning

If he does that he’ll lose a pair !

Yes . SWMBO will stab you in your sleep tonight if you don’t conceded. You know what you must do . No renders will change that . No pandering from the forum will change that .

@Adsibob needs to suck it up . No sympathy. He can only make it right by losing . Also as it’s Valentine’s Day may be on a promise …. ?

Kitchen is man territory now ….

A fools move . Get her to choose the curtains - then you are on a win

No @joe90 ! You know there’s no compromise - no “ middle ground “ . He lost . He pays . He moves on to next situation where SWMBO isn’t informed . Those are the rules ; cast in stone since man walked the Earth ! ( or until SWMBO changes them ) .

You are super posh

You got a fountain in your front entrance?

Yes but you messed up . Lose 1.5k and learn your lesson . We’ve all been there ?

You by passed SWMBO - so you must pay !

Hikvision - always good quality and reliability

What I summarise is “ The grand design “ . It’s any of : Architect who lives out his/her dreams with clients money Client with more money than sense Client delusional about the costs irrespective of their savings / affordability. True self build ‘mindset ‘ doesn’t come up on GD very often . Anyone notice I just need need to stick an ‘o’ in there and I get GoD . Mr. mccloud himself .

No . This is what you want . A curved roof when a ‘normal ‘ one would do . A catilevered window when a support will do . A curved glass wall for ‘effect ‘ when a normal wall will do . A ‘mortgage free ‘ build that ends up with a 400k mortgage . K . Mccloud distain with ‘failure ‘ music before a commercial break . Followed by the upbeat musical joys of success . This is what people want .

Different WiFi have different potential speeds . The WiFi connection ‘type’ will limit your speed Release date 802.11 version Maximum possible speed 2020–present 802.11ax (Wi-Fi 6) 700 Mbps 2013–present 802.11ac 195 Mbps–585 Mbps 2011–2012 802.11n 180 Mbps–270 Mbps 2007–2010 802.11n 90 Mbps–180 Mbps