Pocster

That means I get a spanking

Thanks

Shhhhhh , santas coming soon . You (expletive deleted) wits need to be in bed

Accept the truth young Jedi …..

About the same time as @Thorfun

Bin the garages in the self contained dwelling - but probably will need ‘parking’ area for 1 vehicle . Even make the new planning application slightly larger if I were you …

As soon as a read your text I said out loud “ planning for a new build, man !!!! “ The answer is yes ! . You are then going for change of use as your footprint has passed on your planning application. Watch the council squirm and the neighbours bitch . What a fantastic Xmas gift to your self !

Merry Xmas all . If we’re lucky I’ll be almost finished in 3 years .

Not seen that film .

Welcome ! As a Bristolian enjoy the tournament and pleasure that is self build - much like an S & M club actually .

Yeah of course! . Otherwise it will take forever …..

Yeah because he has no (expletive deleted)ing heating 🤣

You are really planning on all this work and finishing it ??

That’s what I said

Slow down man ! Took me 5 years to get planning . 7 yrs into build . ETA is ……

Depends what’s going on in that bedroom ….

Good god man ! . Always use fairy liquid .

Yeah . They ain’t very flexible . A bit of force , a few squawks of pain and they are done .

Almost enough for an extra cream tea .

Get pv . Get a battery . Stop moaning . Bleeding Cornish , all the same .

Don’t give a (expletive deleted)

They work on girls but not plasterboard

Little bit late for that . Basement is living space - so not really feasible anyway .

Yeah - it needs packing out . Which idiot can’t build a straight wall anyway 🙄

It’s an invention that needs to be done . Would a *super* sensitive thermal camera be able to differentiate between say a sheet of osb with / without timber baton ? . There must be some minuscule temperature difference.