Pocster

Well ! I’ve now booked a bco to visit Thursday . Masses of confusion on the phone as they kept asking me why I want him to visit ! F me - I don’t know either , because he’s (expletive deleted)ing bored after 6 years . A tick box exercise for sure

Now I’ve done it . I rattled the cage with that staircase approval . BC said “ seems it was 6 yrs ago we visited , a long time … “ . Everyones a critic! Wants to come and take a look !!! Oh (expletive deleted)

What’s wrong with you people ffs ! With my architect for example I did double or quits !!! Nothing is certain - so hedge !

Anyone thinking of switching to octopus I’ll give them £1000 ( with conditions 😉 )

Your keys always seem to bend to the left ….

Yes ! She did say he had a massive ducting rod . p.s Sorry you’ve been banned 😘

Think I know him . A right ball bag (expletive deleted) muther (expletive deleted)er rag ass

Was it buildhub ‘sales’ bimbo job ? . Down in (expletive deleted) wall where you live ?

My 💩 don’t stink and there’s no noise !

So ….. yes ! But (expletive deleted) me ! 8 instructions - you choose the ‘right ‘ one - or give up and experiment…. Then apparently you should have built the ‘pocket’ before you built the room . I spoke to the guy at Eclisse and he was a prick - it’s all my fault ( that I bought their product ! ) . The quality is excellent - support is (expletive deleted) you ; you (expletive deleted)ing install it you thick worthless shit bag (expletive deleted) . So yeah ; buy by all means ….

Always fair to give and receive - RIGHT KIDS ? 😉

Oh Jesus ! Oh Christ ! Please , please don’t make me cry

Life outside this forum is barren wasteland. There's nothing to live for. I suggest you apologise and pray for forgiveness whilst we wait the mods wrath...

Now I remember the fun I have with initially planning and then BC Send plans to BC Someone ( I'll assume human with an IQ around 4 ) responds "is this a new application?" I say no - it's for building control They respond - you should send this to building control I say you are building control Would you like me to forward it to building control 'it' responds' ? ( bare in mind the email address is building.control@ ....... ) I say yes. Days later no acknowledgement from BC or anything....... Do you think they don't get a (expletive deleted) about me?

Banned for certain ! I get really upset by bad language like all the snowflakes. I’m gonna wait until my handler @Nickfromwales comes along and kicks your ass off here !

Bad language will not be tolerated ! Mods !

No ! She will create depression ( of air )

I’ve got all my doors on - but when he’s not looking going to tape / foam fill them shut

I’m gonna beat that now !

True . But better too see 1 dead rather than an entire string knocked out .

Admit I can’t see the ‘value’ of optimisers on my array - one side can suffer slight shading . But - being able too see every panel functioning or not in the array is a massive bonus .

Yep tedium and repetition are your new friends !

ASHP , big uvc My let property has 4 showers - I made certain all could run simultaneously for 10 minutes . Uvc not gas ‘boosted ‘ - purely electric . If you get issues ( I actually had 5 showers ) you can get a shower that feeds directly off a cold header tank .

Yes - you all weep at MY cheap lecky . I can pick and choose a tariff that rather than ‘saves’ me money as conventionally ; I choose the one that makes me money . An electric whore if you will . Highest bidder gets my goods .

Yes. I detect the envy on this forum already.... Greatness has been achieved whilst still living!