Kitchens are hard work

[Pocster]

Here’s the red I’m wearing tonight 

 

https://www.elitecolours.co.uk/rusticred

[Pocster]

It’s like reservoir dogs ; no one wanted to be mr. Brown 

The sales guy and SWMBO both liked it ( as if the sales guy wouldn’t )

I said it looks like brown 

He responded that it might be the light in the showroom , so we will take a sample outside .

It still looked like brown

 

No one wants brown - because it’s shit colour so everyone calls it rustic red - stupid mofo’s 

[SteamyTea]

9 minutes ago, Pocster said:

 

No one wants brown

I prefer my shits to be brown than red.

[joe90]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or not 🙄). Looks shit me.

[ProDave]

27 minutes ago, Pocster said:

It would seem once more that productivity on a Friday yields results !

Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work.

 

I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office"

[Pocster]

2 minutes ago, ProDave said:

Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work.

 

I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office"

 

2 minutes ago, ProDave said:

Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work.

 

I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office"

Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !!

[joe90]

17 minutes ago, Pocster said:

Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !!

You have already done that with shit coloured cabinets!!!

[S2D2]

34 minutes ago, Pocster said:

 

Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !!

Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead?

 

 

Sorry!

[Pocster]

4 minutes ago, S2D2 said:

Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead?

 

 

Sorry!

It ain’t for no water cooler ….

[SteamyTea]

34 minutes ago, Pocster said:

 

Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !!

Ok Doctor Slap-Herr

 

https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2023-12-01/man-charged-with-manslaughter-after-woman-dies-at-slapping-therapy-workshop

[ToughButterCup]

@Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta!

[SteamyTea]

5 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said:

@Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta!

You just want a happy ending.

[Pocster]

11 hours ago, ToughButterCup said:

@Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta!

Erm , ummm - I’ll get back to you on that …

[Pocster]

Did a major (expletive deleted) up .

Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth .

Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that !

Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower ….

 

Phew !

[Pocster]

23 minutes ago, Pocster said:

Did a major (expletive deleted) up .

Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth .

Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that !

Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower ….

 

Phew !

@joe90 ; been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. 

[joe90]

1 hour ago, Pocster said:

been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. 

“To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍

Edited December 8, 2023 by joe90

[Pocster]

11 hours ago, joe90 said:

“To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍

Like I made any errors…….. ☺️

[Onoff]

3 minutes ago, Pocster said:

Like I made any errors…….. ☺️

 

How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now?

[Pocster]

5 minutes ago, Onoff said:

 

How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now?

Oi ! (expletive deleted)er !

[Pocster]

Inspection by kitchen supplier prior to templating ( happening tomorrow ) said “ it’s spot on “ 😊

[SteamyTea]

Just now, Pocster said:

spot on

He was talking about your cock.

[Pocster]

2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

He was talking about your cock.

That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct .

[SteamyTea]

2 minutes ago, Pocster said:

That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct .

You got Gallus domesticus, there is ointment

 

[Onoff]

1 hour ago, SteamyTea said:

He was talking about your cock.

 

As in "it's got spots on"?

[Pocster]

3 hours ago, Onoff said:

 

As in "it's got spots on"?

Oi ! (expletive deleted)ing go and finish something …. Anything !