Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 Here’s the red I’m wearing tonight https://www.elitecolours.co.uk/rusticred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 It’s like reservoir dogs ; no one wanted to be mr. Brown The sales guy and SWMBO both liked it ( as if the sales guy wouldn’t ) I said it looks like brown He responded that it might be the light in the showroom , so we will take a sample outside . It still looked like brown No one wants brown - because it’s shit colour so everyone calls it rustic red - stupid mofo’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, Pocster said: No one wants brown I prefer my shits to be brown than red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or not 🙄). Looks shit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 27 minutes ago, Pocster said: It would seem once more that productivity on a Friday yields results ! Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, ProDave said: Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" 2 minutes ago, ProDave said: Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 17 minutes ago, Pocster said: Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! You have already done that with shit coloured cabinets!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2D2 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 34 minutes ago, Pocster said: Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead? Sorry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, S2D2 said: Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead? Sorry! It ain’t for no water cooler …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 34 minutes ago, Pocster said: Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Ok Doctor Slap-Herr https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2023-12-01/man-charged-with-manslaughter-after-woman-dies-at-slapping-therapy-workshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToughButterCup Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said: @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! You just want a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 3, 2023 Author Share Posted December 3, 2023 11 hours ago, ToughButterCup said: @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! Erm , ummm - I’ll get back to you on that … 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Did a major (expletive deleted) up . Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth . Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that ! Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower …. Phew ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 23 minutes ago, Pocster said: Did a major (expletive deleted) up . Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth . Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that ! Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower …. Phew ! @joe90 ; been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pocster said: been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. “To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍 Edited December 8, 2023 by joe90 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 11 hours ago, joe90 said: “To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍 Like I made any errors…….. ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pocster said: Like I made any errors…….. ☺️ How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Onoff said: How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now? Oi ! (expletive deleted)er ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 Inspection by kitchen supplier prior to templating ( happening tomorrow ) said “ it’s spot on “ 😊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Just now, Pocster said: spot on He was talking about your cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 2 minutes ago, SteamyTea said: He was talking about your cock. That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 2 minutes ago, Pocster said: That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct . You got Gallus domesticus, there is ointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, SteamyTea said: He was talking about your cock. As in "it's got spots on"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 3 hours ago, Onoff said: As in "it's got spots on"? Oi ! (expletive deleted)ing go and finish something …. Anything ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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