Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 Here’s the red I’m wearing tonight https://www.elitecolours.co.uk/rusticred 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 It’s like reservoir dogs ; no one wanted to be mr. Brown The sales guy and SWMBO both liked it ( as if the sales guy wouldn’t ) I said it looks like brown He responded that it might be the light in the showroom , so we will take a sample outside . It still looked like brown No one wants brown - because it’s shit colour so everyone calls it rustic red - stupid mofo’s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 16:43, Pocster said: No one wants brown Expand I prefer my shits to be brown than red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or not 🙄). Looks shit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProDave Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 16:30, Pocster said: It would seem once more that productivity on a Friday yields results ! Expand Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 16:58, ProDave said: Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" Expand On 01/12/2023 at 16:58, ProDave said: Sorry that looks like the office canteen where I used to work. I just can't disassociate that ceiling with "office" Expand Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 17:01, Pocster said: Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Expand You have already done that with shit coloured cabinets!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S2D2 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 17:01, Pocster said: Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Expand Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead? Sorry! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 1, 2023 Author Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 17:36, S2D2 said: Will the eyes be drawn to the water cooler you've left space for instead? Sorry! Expand It ain’t for no water cooler …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 On 01/12/2023 at 17:01, Pocster said: Don’t you worry ! . Once I do my magic you won’t be looking at the ceiling !! Expand Ok Doctor Slap-Herr https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2023-12-01/man-charged-with-manslaughter-after-woman-dies-at-slapping-therapy-workshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToughButterCup Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 On 02/12/2023 at 20:28, ToughButterCup said: @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! Expand You just want a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 3, 2023 Author Share Posted December 3, 2023 On 02/12/2023 at 20:28, ToughButterCup said: @Pocster, please, just for me, show us a photograph of something - anything - you've finished. Just the one'll do. Ta! Expand Erm , ummm - I’ll get back to you on that … 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Did a major (expletive deleted) up . Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth . Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that ! Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower …. Phew ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 18:30, Pocster said: Did a major (expletive deleted) up . Missed the fact a cupboard door couldn’t open as hitting a corner plinth . Solution ? - move all the wall units back 18mm - (expletive deleted) that ! Company can have a custom corner plinth made that’s 18mm narrower …. Phew ! Expand @joe90 ; been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) On 08/12/2023 at 18:54, Pocster said: been so careful but missed this until I put the door on and swore …. Expand “To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍 Edited December 8, 2023 by joe90 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 08/12/2023 at 20:49, joe90 said: “To err is human” (so don’t beat yourself up mate) the person that’s not made a mistake has not been born yet 👍 Expand Like I made any errors…….. ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 08:43, Pocster said: Like I made any errors…….. ☺️ Expand How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 On 09/12/2023 at 08:48, Onoff said: How are the rooflight leaks, all sorted now? Expand Oi ! (expletive deleted)er ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8, 2024 Author Share Posted January 8, 2024 Inspection by kitchen supplier prior to templating ( happening tomorrow ) said “ it’s spot on “ 😊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 On 08/01/2024 at 13:16, Pocster said: spot on Expand He was talking about your cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8, 2024 Author Share Posted January 8, 2024 On 08/01/2024 at 13:17, SteamyTea said: He was talking about your cock. Expand That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamyTea Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 On 08/01/2024 at 13:20, Pocster said: That’s rather rude and unnecessary. But possibly correct . Expand You got Gallus domesticus, there is ointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onoff Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 On 08/01/2024 at 13:17, SteamyTea said: He was talking about your cock. Expand As in "it's got spots on"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocster Posted January 8, 2024 Author Share Posted January 8, 2024 On 08/01/2024 at 14:53, Onoff said: As in "it's got spots on"? Expand Oi ! (expletive deleted)ing go and finish something …. Anything ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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