Pocster

Are we sure it’s even an iPad ?? ???

£100 says he does

But then we will have to establish which leg to put it under

But then when there’s a problem he can’t take it to an Android store ! ??

Just take it to an Apple store ffs !

Chrome

Latest firmware ?

Yes Uncle Nick

But I’m sober Uncle Nick ! Tbh Mummy says your best work is when you’re pissed . Back to Texas chainsaw then I guess - some lite relief ...

No advice from uncle Nick ? ?

I can change all the tiles no issue she made that clear . Can you go to the Spanish sweat shop and reset their ‘print’ machine? ?

Watching Texas chainsaw massacre to cheer me up

I agree . About time you did that bathroom (expletive deleted) face

Drowning my sorrows now - Chablis style ??

Originally we were thinking dark grey - so maybe that will ‘help’ ....

You know - you are 100% right . I’m struggling to be a mm out - but alas not everyone else is . Tbh the ‘affect’ - just standing back and looking at it is ace . But, still hurts a bit ?

Yeah I know . These new wedge things seem good . Zero lipping . Spacing spot on . Let down by some slimey Spanish sweat shop ... ?

No - that’s gone now . To many council office workers were complaining

Admin can you please change @Onoff profile picture to a fat (expletive deleted)

Now you’re just being kind . When you visit my house for the ‘whore and apple ! ‘Party ; I’ll make sure you just use the ensuite ...

Bast ard ! My tiles are inline - the fecking pattern isn’t !

Basically - going to have to live with it . Cost of ‘extreme tiling at the bleeding edge of current manufacturing technology’ uncle Nick , uncle Nick ( aka @Nickfromwales ) - can you come downstairs please and look at this .....

I’ll close my eyes when I shower . Go away @Gav_P or I’ll cry ! . The problem isn’t my skills - it’s that tile manufacturers don’t function at my level ???

By luck if you check back on my photos the tiles that meet at the shower controls just so happen to line up ...

Tried that . Opened all 4 boxes . Even if you get 2 that line up ‘quite’ near - means the 3rd one might be more out ... ?