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No! Still chippy crap

https://chefspick.co.uk/induction-hobs-integrated-extractor/

I think he said that when at @Big Jimbo 's brothel.....

Had a quick look - my wallet started crying.....

@Big Jimbo will defend me once he gets out of that brothel shed of his

Shhhhhh I got away with it!. @TonyT fault - he was deliberately baiting me. He's only got 3 dots under his name; I've got 4 - SO I AM THE MAN!

Suitably edited!. @Onoff saves me again!

Admin are usually under the table by 7 on a Friday so I'm safe!

The end of my cod has got more appeal than that with fat, grease, haddock and a few chips on it ( not deleted yet? IT'S FRIDAY! )

@TonyT you want me to install this shite? You from (expletive deleted)ing Cornwall or summit ?

Looks shite. What's wrong with you ? Don't you know I want the latest bling / mega/ awesome / f me stuff! I don't want it to look like a (expletive deleted)ing bristol chippy shop !

Right! I'm getting near ( i.e. 3 months away ) where I need to make a temporary kitchen on our build. I ( SWMBO gives me free rein here) want an induction and extraction hob also a decent electric oven ( neff, with those folding handles?) Many years ago I looked at Bora - I know there are other brands now - also I struggle to find any real Bora prices online ( which means it's going to be upsettingly expensive ) But! I love cooking! and I am an excellent chef ( almost Michelin star - the tyres I mean ). So any suggestions with links to brands ( i.e. pricing appreciated ) - anyone got a super new spanky model Bora/ Miele/Elica please shout out!

I’m afraid the ending was on page 2 . We’re all on the ‘spin off’ episodes now

I’m a nicer person though with a pure soul

What a beautiful thought !

Solution for @zoothorn https://www.vesternet.com/products/zwave-plus-aeotec-arq-temperature-humidity-sensor?utm_campaign=Latest Products 12%2F02%2F20 (VnDdqM)&utm_medium=email&utm_source=All&_ke=eyJrbF9jb21wYW55X2lkIjogImJSUDN6YSIsICJrbF9lbWFpbCI6ICJwb2NpcG9jc3RlckBvdXRsb29rLmNvbSJ9#description So he installs a z wave hub , z wave everything . We setup a vpn so we can all access his heating etc . Then we can all turn it on and off ! . Plenty of stats generated for @SteamyTea to muse over . Anyone remember the old film Demon Seed ??? ?

He's still a boring (expletive deleted) wit

Nope! I know that's not you; because that's a photo of me!

That’s you that is

50 quid to you my man if you get that answer

Perhaps we will get some ransom ware on this thread . We all have to pay £10 to get it unlocked . You’d pay for us all I know you would .

Trump lies ! I know you are 5’1” , Cornish and feebly weak

Or .... Can this thread be a sticky . On the main forum page it can say “New Members must read this thread . If you wish to withdrawal your membership we understand “

Admin . Can you add a sleepy snooze emoji please ?