Pocster

I’m hung like a d….

Dirty THING

I find the bubbles pop - destroys the experience. But ! Cling film and sand paper is a rough man’s dream . < await mods to step in because of dirty boys @SteamyTea and @Onoff (expletive deleted) )

Another great life hack is cling film when you can’t find a condom .

Ah ; I assumed it was recent I.e it wouldn’t work without the bulb . Probably got broke during some extreme sex and alcohol party I wasn’t invited to 😞

Tenant with pliers or tenant with potato - either way feels like an accident 🫤🤣

Yeah - that’s what I thought . Tenant claimed no glass anywhere though 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Can’t get to tenant . Bulb blown - but I don’t understand what’s going on here . I can see a b22 fitting but the bulb has no cover ? ( I.e glass covering gone ) This make sense to anyone ?

Gagging

Evil ! What should I use ! Only grey water - but yes; dance with the devil !

Suns come out !!! Quick ! Fill yer boots !! Will change to cosy I think - but perhaps stretch flux for a bit longer .. 😎

Yep . The fitting used were the ones supplied with the pump ; so naturally I used them . A similar fitting with a lip would indeed be better

Appreciated! A link to something more suitable ??

Just come off !

Now I’m worried about the pump output ! Imagine if that failed !!!

I never liked them ! . But what can I use instead ? . That 90 degree bend is ‘rubbery’ so it can be fitted with a clip - (expletive deleted)ing shite

I (expletive deleted)ing hate these ! Had one fail ages ago outside on rainwater pump so no big drama . Sunday ; chilled ; sipping wine then woooosh ! Sound of water pissing everywhere ! Washer outlet had come free from its shitty jubilee clip ! If I hadn’t been there washer would have carried on and flooded the floor more . Apart from checking the clips every day ! - surely there must be a better fixing. This washer in our temp kitchen has been fine for 2 yrs . That happening in the new kitchen wouldn’t do the kitchen units any good . There must be a better - 100% solid as a dogs dangles fitting . I (expletive deleted)ing hate jubilee clips ! - accident waiting to happen ; and it did !

As the sun is slowly but surely disappearing I’m looking at changing from flux to cosy . I have an ASHP - but how do they know what you’re using it for in the cheaper periods ? . I presume they don’t ; so I could charge batteries twice during the day at a cheaper rate . Although unlikely to do any export during winter I assume with cosy you can still have seg at 15p ??

Loads of (expletive deleted)ing biscuits for me !

If the pipe work is visible you could argue copper looks ‘nicer ‘. You can get hep20 radiator connectors I.e visible where traditionally you’d have copper . I think it’s professional pride I.e a real plumber wants it visually neat ( assume this it @TonyT ‘s point ) . I respect that . Programmer : how to determine if an integer is odd or even . You could /2 - check for a remainder or use MOD ( similar thing ) - will work . Proper software engineer : AND with 1 BOOM ! - skills are in the house ! BOOM WW3 ( perhaps not ) Professional pride …

No mofo can see it . Can you see my gonads ?

Why ? . Hep2o to the tails and a proper screw fixing - I.e not compression ( agree they are bad boys ) .

Suggesting I know feck all ? Your biscuits are (expletive deleted)ed now

Agree . But you can hep20 right to the tap tails !

Maybe no difference. But I assume Hep2o to Hep2o is best as it’s designed for that ( but doesn’t preclude other connection types ) .