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The intended water feature is a 'diversion' in our SUDS water flow. At the moment, all the rainwater from our south facing roof is ducted to a sand filter (four tonnes of sharp sand buried under a water garden) and then through an attenuation pond (tiny) down to our pond - called Great Crested Newt Central. Debbie counted 15 the other evening. As many of you have hinted it is maintenance - not the construction - that's the long term issue : though at the moment its the construction than concerns me. I already have a diverter in our south roof rainwater downpipe (a swivelling 'S' bend). The water feature will need a holding tank (yet to be designed) and a system drainage point. Since we're on a slight slope, thats not going to be too hard to arrange. It strikes me that the essential thing to do is to make sure we can drain the water feature quickly and easily - so we can protect it from frost and for maintenance. Refilling it will be achieved with the water from one sharp rain shower, I should think.

You might like to edit the image above to obscure your number plate. Apologies for the public post, but your account doesn't accepts PMs. Ian

Errmmmm, Mr Ambrose, sir. ( @Alan Ambrose above ) Our two male grandchildren need no encouragement. However, perhaps something a little more subtle would be Ok. Ideas?

@Russell griffiths to the rescue. Cheers Russ!

I tried that one. It didn't work. She says she'll do it. Oh God, I'm just going to have to do this aren't I?

Against my better judgement, I went to the the RHS Flower Show in Manchester recently. And let myself be enthused about water features. I looked at all the beautifully designed displays. "Look at that one sweetheart, she says - and we've got all the materials left over from the build - lying around - doing nothing" Trouble is she is right. And the displays were brilliant.... she's right .... too right. Damn. The jaws slammed shut. She'd got me hooked. No way out now. What about this one she asks looking at Pintrest - that SelfBuild Torture Chamber "We've got the bricks, we've got the cobbles left over. Our mate has a few RSJs lying around " Eyelids flutter...... She knows me too well. So I'm here scrabbling around for an excuse not to do it (just like @Pocster ) I bet those bricks will move won't they ? How do I secure a low stack of bricks like that (above) such that they never move?

Plank. Eye.

Best comment of the year so far. Coffee spurting out my nose, cornflakes blown everywhere , dog looking decidedly worried, cats scattered in shock. Not all bad though. SWMBO is already cleaning the floor, the table and the milk splatters from the window. Dentists later today to replace the bridge that's now stuck at an uncomfortable angle. Good start to the day. PS the bridge popped itself back into place. This is a GOOD Monday morning.

I have no idea. It was one of those rare occasions when I was either completely switched off, or alert enough to realise that I should remain quiet. The sheer volume of decisions that a DIY Max self builder has to consider is significant. I used to teach: a class full of lively children is - over an academic year - like keeping 30 (in my case) plates spinning all at the same time. Self builders do the same thing: keep on top of many concurrent issues. But without the formal professional training that (used to be) required of teachers before being licensed to teach. It's that breadth of perspective (the formal training) that is missing on our build. I do as much research as tiredness will allow. In this case - the decision process of whether to treat the timber or not - was and remains a closed book. It's that 'hidden-ness' that jangles.

I didn't. I assume the second BCO hadn't read the file notes before visiting. He was walking round the build with me and apropos nothing said " I'll just do a quick Fire Assessment...." I kept my trap shut (quite an achievement). Listened to his decision, and - once given - smiled and moved on. You are clearly a more level headed, sensible person than I @saveasteading. I'll go into more detail later (daughter's birthday party)

In our experience, the other thing that matters is the BCO taking the decision about the need for fire protection. Two (of the many who visited) BCOs disagreed about the need for fire protection on our house. Both were from the same company. I accept that in our case the decision might have been part instinct and part calculation. But both BCOs stood between our two properties, eyed them both up, solemnly got their calculators out of their pockets, did the relevant measurements and drew the opposite conclusions. Yet another one of those so-called professional decisions, which after 8 years of suffering similar professional inconsistencies makes me extremely cynical about the build sector. The risk of fire occurring here and transferring between our two properties is extremely low. But it would not surprise me at all if similar inconsistencies were found where the decision - to protect or not- really does matter.

Beautiful image. We used stainless steel screws - increased the cost of our cladding mostly paid in the extra time it takes.

It's finding it that's the question. I tried hard to get some but could only get one trees worth. And that was from a public park in Liverpool. It's beautiful wood though.

During First Aid tests every other year, and keeping our grandchildren amused while I'm playing their patient with a broken arm.

Just Bloody Do It.

Infinity And Beyond.... Where all bog brushes go to die.

We wouldn't get our cleaner in there. She'd have a fit of the screaming habdabs. Well, if by pure luck we did manage it, we wouldn't be able to get her to turn round . She'd have to back out. Come think of it she'd have to back in. Know what I'm sayin' ?

External clear pipe with diagonal lines painted behind the pipe. Shows the meniscus clearly

Nails and screws are both fine. I prefer screws because I make mistakes. And I am not in a rush. The stainless steel screws I use are cheaper than any carpenter. But still expensive.

Read my stuff and that written by Peter Stark - site search. (In haste)

Same here... Dripping into metal gutters drove me mad. Enjoy it now 😃

CouldntGiveAFookitis is so common among trades in our sector. It's taken us 8 years to find a good group of trades folk who do what they say they will do when they say they will. And whom we can trust with house keys. One ( the plasterer) even hoovers up after himself. He drops in for a cuppa on his way past. He charges about 10 percent more than others. Cheap at that price.

The trick is to use any Internet source as the basis for your own thinking. Especially on BuildHub

Morning. Good to see another member joining us. I've written a fair bit about Durisol (here) Hope it helps. And - before the usual avalanche of Durisol critics all pile in : there is ( ... and now perhaps was ) a good deal to criticize about the product. The company went into liquidation and has now been taken over . The MD and I had a good long chat about what needed to be improved about the product . Lets see how the new company shapes up. To be clear: if you go down the Durisol route ask, and research directly for yourself, dimensional consistency and deliverability. There are many similar products on the market. Investigate those too. I find it useful to know why I am NOT choosing a product that I might reasonably have been expected to choose. Researching the answer to that question is always informative. PS - is it Brizzle or Brisol ?