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I have just visited family (covid rules applied) and took the opportunity to visit @pocster and look at his underground lair, (I used to live nearby) wow , I discovered he has the same contempt for health and safety rules as I do!!!, place was a tip (but he knew where everything was!). He is the opposite of me with regard tech, I am a Luddite and hate tech, I prefer KISS (keep it simple stupid), Pocster on the other hand has tech running everything, from the front door lock which he can open with an ap , to flushing the loo (I bet). However as a software nerd I was impressed with the building work he has done (plumbing pipes aside ?) tiling is spot on as is his attention to detail. His site is basically a huge hole in the ground and I take my hat of to him for his perseverance and design. I don’t think he has any idea of a finish date (which he confessed his wife keeps asking him about). He was quite put out that I had not arrived to give him a hand and had the audacity to accuse me of wasting his day (mind, by midday he had not even started work yet ?), I have promised to go back and help him with his hoist (as he admits to not be much of a mechanical engineer) where I am not a software programmer like him. It was great to catch up with him and put a face to a name (he did say I looked nothing like my picture, but nor does he).I am not holding my breath on when he wants me back to help with the hoist (before I am in a wheelchair I hope!.) well done mate.

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3 minutes ago, joe90 said:

I have just visited family (covid rules applied) and took the opportunity to visit @pocster and look at his underground lair

 

I'm more impressed you managed to escape!

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I would like to see this house because from the snippets I see I just do not have an overall feel for what it is and how it fits in, or even any hint of it's size.

 

Did you escape without buying some walk on glazing that rumour has it he might have for sale?

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2 minutes ago, ProDave said:

Did you escape without buying some walk on glazing that rumour has it he might have for sale?

Oh he tried soooo hard to sell it too me, but I told him if I go just a foot underground on my plot I will drown ?, didn’t stop him trying tho!

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5 minutes ago, ProDave said:

I would like to see this house because from the snippets I see I just do not have an overall feel for what it is and how it fits in, or even any hint of it's size.

 

Did you escape without buying some walk on glazing that rumour has it he might have for sale?

I did try to sell him the glazing - he wasn’t interested!!! 

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8 hours ago, joe90 said:

Took a while!

 

You won't be able to listen to Queen's I Want To Break Free again without flashbacks ?

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1 minute ago, ToughButterCup said:

Ermmmmmmm, if his house is underground, why does he want walk-on glazing?

 

To keep an eye on lady callers.

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To be fair... anyone visiting his place needs to get past the obstacle course of dumped building materials and Harris fencing before even getting to the gates! ?

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20 minutes ago, ToughButterCup said:

Ermmmmmmm, if his house is underground, why does he want walk-on glazing?

Because the front part at ground level is above the dungeon . So some walk on glazing there . 

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15 minutes ago, Gav_P said:

To be fair... anyone visiting his place needs to get past the obstacle course of dumped building materials and Harris fencing before even getting to the gates! ?

I tidied up and got a skip especially for @joe90 ‘s visit . To be fair - it still looks a fecking mess !

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11 minutes ago, pocster said:

I tidied up 

The only thing that was missing was a kettle, how can you call it a building site without a brew?.?? (Amateur) ?

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4 minutes ago, joe90 said:

The only thing that was missing was a kettle, how can you call it a building site without a brew?.?? (Amateur) ?

I know ! I don’t drink tea nor coffee . Just water and wine .

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4 minutes ago, pocster said:

Are you saying I’m a grumpy , warty old git living in a slum ? 

 

???

 

However, not me...

 

  

19 hours ago, joe90 said:

I have just visited family (covid rules applied) and took the opportunity to visit @pocster and look at his underground lair, (I used to live nearby) wow , I discovered he has the same contempt for health and safety rules as I do!!!, place was a tip

 

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4 minutes ago, Ferdinand said:

Are you saying I’m a grumpy ,

Far from it

 

7 minutes ago, pocster said:

warty old git 

Younger than me

 

8 minutes ago, pocster said:

 living in a slum ? 

He does not live there.

 

anyway, sting of the dump has no tech, @pocster,s place runs on it, if ever there was an EMP, he would be stuffed, can’t even take a dump ?.

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Younger than me

 

Some old gits are under 30. Or 74.

 

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He does not live there.

 

About time he did.

 

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anyway, sting of the dump has no tech, @pocster,s place runs on it, if ever there was an EMP, he would be stuffed, can’t even take a dump ?.

 

Stig of the Dump had a whole quarry full of old televisions.

 

And a Bow and Arrow.

 

Hi Tech Caveman.

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Just for the record ANYONE can come and visit. Though I'll add a caveat that certain members would be less welcome than others.

 

I'm sure you lot can work out if you are in the 'like' group or the 'murder' group ???

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21 minutes ago, pocster said:

I'm sure you lot can work out if you are in the 'like' group or the 'murder' group ???


Well I escaped ?

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3 minutes ago, joe90 said:


Well I escaped ?

 

You just think you escaped. He probably surreptitiously inserted a tracker you're unaware of.....

 

or possibly a Mars Bar.....

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1 hour ago, pocster said:

Just for the record ANYONE can come and visit. Though I'll add a caveat that certain members would be less welcome than others.

 

I'm sure you lot can work out if you are in the 'like' group or the 'murder' group ???

 

I'll arrange a visit through our normal back channels then?

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