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No ! You are a Cornish clot . 5ft nothing from lands end (more like worlds end )

But look at @SteamyTea ‘s claw . Cornish evolution about 10 million years behind the rest of us . I asked my mate ‘ elephant man Eddie ‘ his exact response was ( ignoring the slurring and spitting ) “ What (expletive deleted) rong wiv Im - de generate , fossilised, extinct , Clotted cream loving Cornish slur on human evolution “ . That’s not easy for Eddie to say !! ( or type )

You don’t have hands then ? I know you are from Cornwall- so just claws yeah ? . (expletive deleted)ing inbreed !!

Packet of skips ?

That’s a makita

@SteamyTea guess how many fingers I’m holding in the air ?? ?- almost right

I did wonder that . Because the supplied ones were the same making spanner access tricky . You dirty wrench

Yeah I reckon a balcony of some sort might be required ! . Just bolt nice timber across the door exterior; I.e make a feature out it Sorry ! Just re read doors open out !!! ????☠️

These arrived today . Why is the shaft near the end ( go away @Onoff ) different? . Is it just so you can identify hot from cold ?

No I’ll be begging to be pushed . I can’t do heights so my natural fear would prevent me jumping . “Please push me . It’s ok I forgive you . Say goodbye to my wife . The walk on glazing is yours “ < push > ☠️

I suspect after our visit we will be shown that way out ...

Nonsense ! . Retro fitting mvhr would be child’s play ! . @zoothorn has admitted he’s tried to make everything airtight so condensation will be an issue . But yes a new thread and a few TB of extra storage required !

Install Mvhr ??

Had to double take then ! Thought I was on my preferred Saturday evening choice of website as usual !

I’ve only put my mvhr on once for about 5 hours . Went out , came back - I could feel the difference.

Pornhub ?? We are on page 69 ?

You are indeed new to BH. @Onoff bathroom saga is being made into a movie . Think it's going to be around 2.5 hrs long. It's a tale of ineptitude , indifference , failure and loss. Bring a tear to your eye. Once that's been released and you've watched it the same production company are making a movie about my bathroom legend. It's a tale of triumph , skill , determination - with an amazing ending ; great CGI . Also there are some rather hot steamy scenes later on. 2 Netflix binges for sure!

Rather than have joinery skills is there a system you can purchase that you cut to size . Then has edging for joints and corners ? Essentially you can make what ever you want and joints / edges / corners / hinges are part of the ‘system ‘ . So its looks great but required no special tools and more importantly very little skill ... ?

Ah ha ! Well I just called Upol who make it ! They said you can in damp conditions but it may then dry out too quick I.e not the best bond ! So there ! ? I’ll wait until tomorrow ?

Well there’s 1 with a drip on it Is it ok to apply tiger seal when it’s damp Or must it be bone dry ???

Oh bum ! Some leaks on my dungeon waste pipe ! I’ll run a tap to locate it . Assume just ct1 or tiger seal around the offending joint??

Took tap off so I can cut the washer that sticks out . Then recheck the instructions and realise I had done it wrong ! To borrow @PeterW new phrase - I felt like a twunt ! ??

Ordered these ! I now understand speedfit goes straight to hep 2o

I’ve done that 1000 times ! I do the same with tools . Early in could never find a crowbar . So I bought 5 and just put them randomly around the site . Logic being one will always be somewhere ‘near’ too me ! . At this point in time I can still only find 1 . @joe90 only person to visit - just saying . But if he puts crowbars and washers up for sale ; well ; you know his ‘supplier’

Thing is . I opened and fitted each flexi 1 at a time . In the bathroom as I fitted them . Packaging was all sealed . So I’m going to say they were missing in the first place - like a true tart !