Pocster

Ninja throwing star !!

Is it me or is it them ? Ffs Sill in . I gave them depth from window to edge of plasterboard because I didn’t know how ‘big ‘ the nibs are . They’ve cut it but included the nib returns in the total depth not added them . Obviously it will be my fault . Was thinking anyway if silicone along that edge looked crap would fit some nice chrome bead - guess I’ll have too now . Guess I can’t measure anything correctly ?

Yes be careful! . I’ve fingered a few rough holes before and have cut myself quite badly ?

I’d be careful round the rim you might get chaffing

Pants fully wet now with wee

Just ordered my Neff B58VT68H0B ? More toys !!!

Perhaps in my final kitchen I should have no cupboards just rows of ovens .

Or stop doing toast perhaps

An excellent idea . I shall order up a Mini Cooper for my side tottie … ?

Buy a toaster

I cook loads . My justification for anything is if I use it a lot it’s worth the cost . I’ll buy expensive trainers ( not because they are expensive) wear then for everything and knacker them in 6 months . Kitchen stuff is ‘ special ‘ in my opinion . If you intend to live in it and can afford it get what you want provided you use it . Reminds me of a self build show I went to in Birmingham many years ago . There was a gorgeous looking sponsored Nigela kitchen cabinet . Looked fab . I asked the sales guy how much ? . He said 8k . He then said “ you didn’t flinch , so you can afford it “ . I said no (expletive deleted)ing chance and walked away . Nice or not 8k for a cupboard just doesn’t sound like value for money too me . If the mrs bubbly big N came to my house to install it I would of handed over 100k on the spot ; and required new pants instantly.

? Only boiled a saucepan of water with it so far . It’s in a temporary kitchen in the unfinished house . Be a few months before we move in and really use it .

Elica Tesla is what you want like I have ?

No . It means you will form a band by Monday like Littlemix minus the fat one

Yes . Still think you’ll be band by Monday . ?

Funnily enough exactly what I said Thursday evening. Admin snooze / drunk on the weekend as usual .

Funnily enough exactly what I said Friday evening after a bottle of Chablis

One of the greatest statements ever made!

Is that a giant dildo on the floor ?

Couldn’t agree more . Ultimately prices of land / material will only ever go up but so will the equity in your build . If I waited until I had enough money ( or a means to access money ) I’d never start . I ignore budget and time frame . Both are always going to be higher ? But as I’m doing almost everything , labour costs are near zero . I would estimate I’ll come in once complete at around £1500 m2 . Relative to the properties value it’s cheap as chips ! . That’s high spec on bathrooms , kitchens , tiles , glazing etc etc

I think as in most things in @Onoff ‘s life it will end with an anti climax

Fresh pants on , but still wee’ing

I’m wee’ing my pants now

The suspense is unbearable

You’re doing ok . I’m 7 years in and not finished so too me you are moving at lightening speed ?