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Not after last time where I shoved it ! 😂

It’s not the post . You not read this entire thread yet ? 😂

Nope . It’s not an issue with the roof . Tested as best I can ( assumed a roof issue as the 1st thing ) . The fact I poured Sodium silicate along the paver slot and made a substantial difference does indicate I’m in the right zone .

Yes . Bolted to the wall and goes into the ground . I tested this and couldn’t make it cause a leak I.e water not near it and leaks - did this in an earlier post .

Could be for sure . But underneath round the Lightwell where it leaks - it seems to come from the front and to the right I.e towards the gate / roof corner . So if I cement that chunk and bitumen paint I might be successful

Those skills aren’t required for the role ; Cornish fudge packer boy .

Tailoring my CV to suit the job . Me and my mate chat ; will have it all sown up soon . I can wait .

It seems to work ( in test mode ) pretty good . So as a final test ; put it under the sink . Turn off pump and let tap run ( I preliminary tried this before and it worked ) . So not expecting any issues . (expletive deleted) you Saniflo for your bullshit crap alarm junk

Success ! The alarm box presumably to save power will only audible alarm for 10 seconds . But with the zigbee dry contact input I get HA to get voice assistant to repeat 10 times to annoy and a notification to my phone .

Oh no ! It’s a @SteamyTea long post that everyone just scrolls by .

Yes . It requires dedication. Skills beyond the average human . Spirit and gumption. All the skills I possess .

I think you are right . More discoveries are certain . Signs of Inca temples ? . Decomposing bodies of neighbors ? , bag of dodgy VHS tapes ?. We can but speculate

Suck on that Time Team !

Cleared out that section . Ripped up my old concrete as too deep to put pavers back . Fantastic discoveries were an embedded breaker bit and a mysterious piece of timber .

No no no . Planning for IT / tech stuff is good ! 😊 . But I would drop the dish . Streaming is the way to go . If cables are a problem get a good mesh network . I do this for when I can’t be arsed to fudge another cat5 cable in . Just wire or wifi each tv then an upgrade Netflix / Apple / whatever account for multiple devices .

Your comment has been noted .

Who the (expletive deleted) prepares 2 yrs in advance? . It’s far more fun to make it up as you go along

Agree . (expletive deleted)ing mess

You mofo ‘s (expletive deleted)ed ! I’ll wait …. Just remember who was nice too me and who was nasty . It’s coming ; you’ll all suck on it 😊

Me and ChatGPT have become best buddies . I asked it how long before it can give me moderator control of this forum. I ain’t (expletive deleted)ing ; mods hand it over now ; later is so too late …

Crack width max 2 or 3mm ( no @Onoff rude boy comments )