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F me ! That’s my tactic ! . Not for the twat officer - but for me !!

Ahhhh “ local vernacular “ , “ detrimental to the local amenity “ , “ you are not factually incorrect ( because they can’t say a definite like ‘yes’ )” .Brings back memories of much BS - but OP’s is in the bag 👍

Forgot ! I had a photo of the steel before the tread went in

Strange they want a dormer ! I’m sure a tasteful one could be designed though . If that’s the only planning condition I’d go with it imho

Get a Mac 😝

No you won’t ! 😂

https://www.dortechdirect.co.uk/catalog/product/view/id/1815.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw6eWnBhAKEiwADpnw9vj97_W40b8ish1cfq_YwpXQ758r82RfNise3dcJy4sGJqibCyn7AhoCUGMQAvD_BwE This is what I use for structural glazing ! . But the fact it’s water proof and flexible is my point I.e it’s not designed for the job you require - but can’t see why it wouldn’t work . 🤔🫤😃

Could smear structural sealant around it . Allows for flexibility and water proof . You’ll sleep better if you’ve done that …

Record all meetings ( I used spy pen ) . You have a bad planning officer . I had lots of them . You need to formulate an approach that gets them removed so you get a new officer . Don’t take ultimatums ( accept this or go to appeal ) - that’s not how it is meant to work . A planning consult would help but at a cost …

Yep. Presume it's ok to link to the manufacturer https://www.jarrodsstaircases.co.uk

I didn’t build it ! . Got skilled man in

Yep ! 👍

Glass and brushed steel . But I wanted that installed later as I have “ work to do “ on the stairwell I.e the glass if installed would be in the way

I’d say magic but it’s not true ! . There’s a steel frame on the far side ( between tiled wall and stairs . They are effectively cantilevered . But each box rests on the previous so ultimately the ‘strain’ is taken from the big bottom step ( has a good chunk of timber and steel in it )

Not complete . Glazing on sides to go in later - very happy with it so far .

I didn’t read why @SteamyTea posted all this as it looked boring . But a certain phrase I’m familiar with caught my eye

Surely you want to over engineer this massively? Bollards that can be raised/lowered ( by lying down ) triggered by numberplate recognition / geo fence / alexa - that's what I would do!

Rubbish tv remake . All the evil kids have leds for eyes .

This approach is good ! The first gives a longitude The second gives a latitude You then meet him/her/it/they ( hard to be inclusive these days without offending someone ) and then you stab them ( it , him - whatever ) Extreme ? maybe ! - or the next Saw script !!! 😎

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You’ve never seen me with a giant dildo ! - that’s a lie ! . Though …. If it’s a suggestion OnlyFans is waiting !

I’d say it’s piss easy to make them ! Paint them pink so they look like giant dildos - ain’t no man gonna touch them 😉

What I do to prevent people busting open lockboxes is put a tenner next to it . Lockbox never been vandalised , though I seem to be going through tenners quite quickly ….

Made lots of progress here . By friggin ing a Ring can get Alexa to say whatever I want ( though use voice monkey ) for tts . Lots of applications and abuse for sure .