Builders Merchants opens Ann Summers branch

[Pocster]

So,

 

My tenants have blocked the toilet. Naturally although I look can I find a plunger ; of course not.

So off I trot to the BM expecting the 'conventional' plunger.

 

This is what I get!!!!

Edited February 25, 2019 by pocster

[Pocster]

Did say on it "Copyright @Onoff "

[Onoff]

10 minutes ago, pocster said:

Did say on it "Copyright @Onoff "

 

You bought one spare no doubt. A&E trip later is it? 

[Declan52]

Either that or your hand in a tesco bag. 

I know what one I'm picking. 

[Mr Punter]

25 minutes ago, Onoff said:

A&E trip later is it? 

 

Um I slipped and fell on it...

[Onoff]

43 minutes ago, Mr Punter said:

 

Um I slipped and fell on it...

 

...again???

[MikeSharp01]

This is blatant click bait by @pocster what fun!

[Pocster]

15 minutes ago, MikeSharp01 said:

This is blatant click bait by @pocster what fun!

So true , so true !

[newhome]

Reminds me of the sex toy or dog toy quiz that was doing the rounds at some point. The links to that are too crude for this family friendly forum lol (google is all yours if you want something more graphic) so I’ll just put the dog toys here 

 

Dog Toys

 

 

 

[jack]

7 hours ago, pocster said:

 

Very effective these are if you have toilets prone to blockage.

 

We had one of them in the old house we knocked down, and after demolition it ended up on a pile of stuff to be skipped. During a break, I came out with load of cups of tea to find the builders sitting near the pile, with one of them idly playing with the plunger (including holding it at the "operative" end - and it had certainly never been properly cleaned before disposal).

 

"Do you know what that is?", I asked. He stopped, looked at it, and about 5 seconds later said "It's a toilet plunger, isn't it". 

 

Oh how we laughed.

[Pocster]

£25 from my BM 

£8 on eBay .

 

Just wait until I go back in there ?