Me and my mate Claude have been on yet another side project .

Bit of wiring adjustment, diffuser Perspex sheet on top and then some neat edging trim.

 

Claude’s description:

 

A 1200 × 1000mm wall-mounted LED clock. The digits are made of 460 WS2812B addressable RGB LEDs in 3D-printed 20mm-deep light cells behind an opal acrylic diffuser, driven by an Adafruit Sparkle Motion (ESP32) running ESPHome. A separate date and weather row uses two P10 RGB LED matrix panels driven by a Huidu HD-WF2 controller (ESP32-S3), also on ESPHome. Both controllers connect to Home Assistant over Wi-Fi for time, weather and control (colour styles, animation speed, brightness, 12/24-hour time), and everything runs from a 5V supply.

Edited Friday at 14:082 days by Pocster

At last a post I understand.  The Avalon local LLM was rather beyond me.  Picture of it lit up please.

Just how bad is your eyesight?

14 minutes ago, marshian said:

Just how bad is your eyesight?

I looked for clocks I like . None are big and ‘wow ish ‘ ( or cost mega money ) . So only option was as a girlfriend once said to me “ go big or go home “ 

What is the code to make is spell out BOOB

 

A man walks into a clock shop and plonks his todger on the counter in front of the young, attractive, female shop assistant, as says "I need to help with this"

The shop assistant is rather quick and says "This is a clock shop, not a cock shop, Sir."

To which the man replies "Then just put two hands on it"

 

(I heard this from a Bristol lad back in 1975)

9 hours ago, SteamyTea said:

I heard this from a Bristol lad back in 1975)

I was that lad who worked in a clock shop 

4 minutes ago, Pocster said:

I was that lad who worked in a clock shop 

The horror of horology

Pretty sure you meant to drop the L in the title...

Are we actually going to see it working? 👀

41 minutes ago, Eric said:

Are we actually going to see it working? 👀

The first two verses of David Bowie's 'Time'.

 

Time
He's waiting in the wings
He speaks of senseless things
His script is you and me, boy

Time
He flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor
His trick is you and me, boy

 

 

 

Edited yesterday at 08:411 day by SteamyTea

On another subject, you’ll be pleased to know that you won’t have to deal with leap seconds going forward (well at least for 3,000 years).

You show us yours working and we'll show you ours

6 hours ago, Onoff said:

Pretty sure you meant to drop the L in the title...

See what did there ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

6 hours ago, Eric said:

Are we actually going to see it working? 👀

Yes , yes . Patience ! You had to wait 10 yrs to see my build almost finished - so a few days of suspense you can tolerate fore sure 😎

No Perspex diffuser yet ( need a beer ) ….

Oh bum ! Perspex diffuser fits but it’s so flimsy it bows which makes the led backlights look crap . Told Claude off ! . Now we’ve got to 3d print support columns with a magnet in them 🙄

31 minutes ago, Pocster said:

Told Claude off !

Seen the new T&Cs? No more being sweary at the AI. They don't want you hurting it's feelings.

7 minutes ago, -rick- said:

Seen the new T&Cs? No more being sweary at the AI. They don't want you hurting it's feelings.

I did . Guess future models aren’t allowed to be trained on my language… which is basically (expletive deleted)ing tough !

Just now, Pocster said:

I did . Guess future models aren’t allowed to be trained on my language… which is basically (expletive deleted)ing tough !

*Account permanently banned*

Good job you have a personal AI supercomputer on your desk to run local models eh?