Rats!

[SteamyTea]

2 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

Seagull thread coming next

The emmets down here have learnt how to keep them away.  They throw them food, so they are well fed.

(expletive deleted)ing morons.

 

(I do find it funny when a gull takes a small child's ice cream though)

[saveasteading]

24 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

things are everywhere now. 

Because they get their living where? Not at sea as the fish are gone. Other than your pies that is. Landfill sites?

You could try the aforementioned cement additive.

[Nickfromwales]

22 minutes ago, saveasteading said:

Because they get their living where? Not at sea as the fish are gone. Other than your pies that is. Landfill sites?

You could try the aforementioned cement additive.

Not enough cement available.....and I'm not willing to share any of my pies, or pasties for that matter lol.

 

The government do not seem to want to help to get rid of the 2 or 4 legged/winged variety.

 

38 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

(I do find it funny when a gull takes a small child's ice cream though)

Personal injury ain't! My son had a bad cut to his thumb, as the fecking things beak was like a breadknife. Just imagine what that can do to a face. My pack of 2x16 slices.....when I looked at it properly, the beak had gone through the quite thick plastic, and through 14 of the 16 slices!!!! Even with me running towards it, it refused to let go of the pack until I was less than a metre away. And even then it just sat on the ground screaming at me to give up the goods. ffs. 

 

My hand was on its way to my mouth when that large gull put its head between my hand and my face, and plucked my steak bake out of my ninja like starving plumber grip, and with zero noise or warning.

 

These things are out of control and are not scared of humans any more. Genuinely intimidating to be walking around trying to eat something in the open in town tbh.

[Nickfromwales]

@Dee at least your rats can't fly lol....

[saveasteading]

13 minutes ago, Nickfromwales said:

The government is happy to....

If that was a mistype then you have time to edit it out. 

Edited 18 hours ago by Nickfromwales
to unruffle any ruffled feathers.

[dpmiller]

so, what does seagull taste like anyway?

[Nickfromwales]

12 minutes ago, dpmiller said:

so, what does seagull taste like anyway?

McDonalds.....

[SteamyTea]

20 minutes ago, dpmiller said:

so, what does seagull taste like anyway?

Like oily herring.

[Nickfromwales]

4 minutes ago, SteamyTea said:

Like oily herring.

Can't be, there's no fish left.......